If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Sexy pastor’s wife Monica has huge DD tits, curvy body, large round dark areolas, black hair, and brown eyes hides her sexiness with conservative clothing. She’s prim and proper, timid, submissive, mother, and a professional psychologist to sexual abused woman. She notices that her thought process has been compromised by listening to women’s sexual abuse and began getting aroused and wanted to experience the lust that drives these women to allow men to sexually abuse them. The majority told her
Sue was camped out on her parents sofa in the living room on Christmas Eve. Her best friend Katie had insisted that Santa was real and that Sue would not regret waiting for him. "Trust me!” Katie had said earlier that day, her eyes burning into Sue's. "If you believe hard enough, if you believe with all your heart, this night will change your life." Sue was about to find out if Katie was right or if she was bullshitting her.
In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or slobbering at: it was a Fockit Hole, and that means comfort.
Sarah thinks she’s saving her daughter from a porn shoot, but seeing another mom fearlessly cross the line ignites a competitive streak she can’t control. Instead of leaving, she drops her sensible slacks to prove to the photographer and her stunned teenager that a real MILF does it better.
In the not far off future, the government decides to crack down on crime rates with a unique program. Instead of going to prison, nonviolent offenders are given an opportunity to redeem themselves through service to the community. And for the girls who find themselves on the other side of the law, this means having to wear an orgasm suppressing ring around their clits to ensure that they aren’t able to reach climax. These are some of their stories.