Facial Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

In 1992, after a final rebellious act, sisters Claire, Megan, and Ashley are punished by their father with a shocking rule: for their family road trip, they must travel completely naked. Their brother, Sam, a clothed witness, chronicles their harrowing journey through public humiliation, predatory stares, and a terrifying breach at Wall Drug. A pivotal act of solidarity from their mother shifts the dynamic, forcing the family to confront the brutal consequences of their ordeal together.

How we all had fun this Valentines day

Vince arrives home after 10 years away. He now must gain the forgiveness of his family, navigate intense emotions and solve a family mystery.

A Simon Story
Meet Simon, who has a problem only the women of the neighborhood can help him with.

A short one with a self-explanatory title.

Sue was camped out on her parents sofa in the living room on Christmas Eve. Her best friend Katie had insisted that Santa was real and that Sue would not regret waiting for him. "Trust me!” Katie had said earlier that day, her eyes burning into Sue's. "If you believe hard enough, if you believe with all your heart, this night will change your life." Sue was about to find out if Katie was right or if she was bullshitting her.

In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or slobbering at: it was a Fockit Hole, and that means comfort.

Peter is stuck at a job fixing a machine at a cheese factory when he suggests that his sexy wife, Kerry, go swimming at a nearby lake with a couple of his employees to fill in the time while he's working. She complains she didn't bring a bikini, and he jokes she could swim in her bra and panties, or go skinny dipping. She goes, but guilt wracks his brain and he decides to catch up with her to apologise.

Welcome home Garrison Ozymandias Dhorne. Alabama missed its favorite soldier of fortune. Starting over after years of remorse, losing his one true love and abandoning his son, he decided to get his shit together. Nothing came easy except for charisma. OZ was ready to find his new ONE. Master over slave who would die for her deity or live to serve her purpose. Masseuse Jordy Bauer might have dug her nails into her own coffin. Love at first stranglehold! If only her husband agreed.