Facial Stories

This is a true story told to me by a colleague that I worked with on the oil rigs in Scotland some years ago. Although it is true in essence, he has given me poetic licence to enhance some of the more juicy details! I hope that you enjoy it. Tam

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

This is the 'cleaned up' version of my original story. It has been pending for nearly 3 weeks on the 'other'site. Be advised this is still a very dark story with lots of rough sex and violence. Thanks -Dys

Vince arrives home after 10 years away. He now must gain the forgiveness of his family, navigate intense emotions and solve a family mystery.

A short one with a self-explanatory title.

Sarah thinks she’s saving her daughter from a porn shoot, but seeing another mom fearlessly cross the line ignites a competitive streak she can’t control. Instead of leaving, she drops her sensible slacks to prove to the photographer and her stunned teenager that a real MILF does it better.

In a Hole in an Arse there lived a Fockit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet Hole, filled with the ends of turds and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy Hole with nothing about it worth eating or slobbering at: it was a Fockit Hole, and that means comfort.

A Simon Story
Meet Simon, who has a problem only the women of the neighborhood can help him with.

Sue was camped out on her parents sofa in the living room on Christmas Eve. Her best friend Katie had insisted that Santa was real and that Sue would not regret waiting for him. "Trust me!” Katie had said earlier that day, her eyes burning into Sue's. "If you believe hard enough, if you believe with all your heart, this night will change your life." Sue was about to find out if Katie was right or if she was bullshitting her.

Aged 19, after losing my virginity, my friends and I experimented with basic BDSM and Humiliation play.