This is an almost true story about a night I spent with a red hot mother of two in her bed while her husband fucked another woman elsewhere in the house. I'll leave it to the reader's imagination to decide which parts of this are true...
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Chief Eddie Nolan gets underway for his first Navy cruise to the Western Pacific. Leaving behind his frigid wife, and 3 children, who he knew firsthand were experimenting with incest. During the first half of his cruise, he enjoyed a couple trysts, one of which had surprising results. He also was kept informed of things happening at home, and something from his past is dumped in his lap. Lastly, his ship is assigned to a dream trip for Eddie.
The year is now 2186 and sex work is a common occupation. Nearly every young person knows at least one friend, sibling, or cousin who works in the industry, and no one would bat an eye when they saw a sixteen-year-old working behind the counter. It was a normal part of society, no different from any other profession. And the industry continues to thrive, despite its low wages. No one questioned how things had gotten this way. It was just life. And for Lila, this was just another night on the job
High school senior Hannah needs money for college. An add promising money for a modelling audition draws her attention. The audition turns out very different from what she expected.