Jacob couldn't believe he was still getting called to the principal's office after all these years! A twenty-three year old, single father, he was annoyed to find out he was hauled into a meeting only to find his son's teacher wasn't there. Jacob figured she was just like his old kindergarten teacher-mean, overweight, and half-blind. He discovers you're never too old to learn.
Originally written in installments for an internet startup that folded in 1998, this is vintage Frederick T. at his best. Beth Anderson, abandoned in Mazatlan, Mexico by her husband, meets Willy and Carol Tamarack. The beach, some beers, dinner, some margaritas and it's back to Willy's condo for the usual perversities. The Tamaracks ensure Beth has a great time doing dinner at Senor Frogs, going surfing and Beth meets the beach boys... Well... Not the real Beach Boys.
A The Gigolo Chronicles Story Tony is a gigolo and he tells the story of how his clients came to him and how he makes each woman feel like she should feel. He is more than just a sex-for-hire stud, he makes them feel needed and wanted as well as satisfied.
Todd and Becky had a wonderful marriage and a wonderful life together until Becky got sick. Now she was unable to do a lot of her housework and she was unable to enjoy sex with her husband. But she knew Todd still had needs so she comes up with a wild idea how to keep her man and keep him happy...
Gino Manelli Jr. has worked as his dad's janitorial assistant for the past six years, since graduating from Rivadale High School. Now that his dad's emphysema has progressively worsened, forcing the senior Manelli to retire, Superintendent Edna Nelson promoted Gino to Head Custodian.