Caution: This story not for the squeamish. It is a tale about a rare sexual fetish, a fantasy for a relative low number of people, actually practiced by even less. If the story sexually stimulates you, don't allow it to scare you shitless, just keep it to yourself...
Mandy Mandy, a throw away, lost on the street with nowhere to go, pleads with Bob to buy her a bottle so she can drink herself to death. Little did she know that she would wind up saving his.
To help with Earth's over-population and while exploring a new world for settling, Chad crashes on the world and he is taken back to the days of knight's-of-old. There is damsels in distress to rescue and have sex with for rescuing, weird six-legged horses to ride, virgins to have for the taking, wenches that are trained to service their masters, that need to be sexed, and feuds that need to be settled to old-fashioned way