This is an erotic version of the Christmas story. It is NOT meant to be anything other than a personal theory and work of fiction. If you find this subject matter offensive in any way, do NOT read this story.
Instead of writing another fiction story, Wally tells the shocking truth about his many sexual experiences as a teen. Includes short scenes by many other writers, who are credited in the text. Starts with a sci-fi soldier in the far future, but most of the story happens in the 1970's US Midwest. - - - CAUTION - View and understand the story tags/codes before reading! If you don't and some of the content disturbs you, it's your fault instead of mine.
Hank Koenig discovers that his gorgeous new Danish wife of six weeks has plans for his birthday, and they involve an anal gang-bang sex tape. That's just the beginning, too. He finds many new ways and reasons to love his slutty young bride.
Tony is hired by a lesbian porn star's father to help convince his daughter to return home, thinking it a lost case before it even started, the detective accepts and discovers just why Leslie always wanted to be a movie star.