A Story in the What's In A Song? Universe
Sally tells the story of how she met her husband, the famous lead singer of a country-western band. This story was inspired by the Toby Keith song of the same title.
So many people had asked me (or challenged me) to write a Western with sex, that I thought that I would give it a shot. Don't read this story if the thought of blatant sex in the West offends you. Also, remember that this is a piece of fiction! Join 16-year-old Andy "The Whopper" Hopper as he learns about sex while working on a cattle drive to Sedalia, MO, in 1867. Andy has more weapons than just his 6-gun. Ride with him as he over cums every obstacle.
Connie and Eli need to work together in a small private office. Her excessive farting embarrassed her, but then Eli put her at ease. He tells her farting is fun, and what comes after (hint, hint) is even more of a blast. There is no dominance, slavery, or cruelty here, just their fetish flag flying free. And then we meet Shitty Sheila, who is even more "productive." It's a Def Comedy Jam, where the Def stands for Defecation.
Feeling down Sharon lets herself be persuaded to join her son and his two friends in a game of Truth or Dare! As the game proceeds things get hotter until...
A single dad raising his barely teenaged son. The boy needs *someone* to keep an eye him after school and maybe help with the homework. Hey, perfect; a nice young college student from the Midwest.