The fact my old college freshman-year roomie was getting married was a surprise but to get only a few days' notice was a shock. It had been quite a while since we slept together back in college but sex is like a bicycle, you never forget how to ride. In fact, the entire week was filled with new experiences and surprises!
The following little tale came into my mind after hearing that an acquaintance of mine had recently made an unfortunate miscalculation while demonstrating to his spouse, “the safe way” to handle and reload his double-barrelled shotgun. To his wife’s annoyance, he chose to do it in their kitchen. Neither admits responsibility by the way.