Originally written in installments for an internet startup that folded in 1998, this is vintage Frederick T. at his best. Beth Anderson, abandoned in Mazatlan, Mexico by her husband, meets Willy and Carol Tamarack. The beach, some beers, dinner, some margaritas and it's back to Willy's condo for the usual perversities. The Tamaracks ensure Beth has a great time doing dinner at Senor Frogs, going surfing and Beth meets the beach boys... Well... Not the real Beach Boys.
Gino Manelli Jr. has worked as his dad's janitorial assistant for the past six years, since graduating from Rivadale High School. Now that his dad's emphysema has progressively worsened, forcing the senior Manelli to retire, Superintendent Edna Nelson promoted Gino to Head Custodian.