Johnny had gotten past Hell Week, but there was just one more little thing he had to do to be pledged by the fraternity. It was only a matter of... getting his bare butt autographed by this certain fellow, who just happened to be a notorious ass bandit.
My cousin invites me over to help paint her apartment. In the nude. Which leads to fucking. And then her mother walks in. Before long, everybody is naked. And painting and fucking. You know, a story you've heard before, but with a new twist or two.
Just when it seemed like nothing else could go wrong, I was dropped into the clutches of a Female Biker Gang like a piece of candy for their fun and games.
He looked out the window at the tracks in the snow. The dog was out there and he needed something to distract his mind for the entire weekend. The arrival of his friends, a happily married couple, and a pair of sisters in need of male attentions drive the creature far away and out of sight.
A story in the Haven Tails Universe
David Howard is fed up with his life in the Mafia-controlled state of New Jersey, even if it is the only state with a working government in the post-apocalyptic world that exists since Fireball Day. Between his mob-loving (literally) wife Andrea and his psycho gay ex-friend and boss with benefits, Steven, David is more than ready to call it quits. He just won't get to do it alone.
Jess took me speedo shopping as a big of a prank but after half an hour of strutting about in all sorts of skimpy speedo suits I was hard and Jess decided to take care of my bulging erection. The store clerk got one hell of a show while we screwed right in front of him.
Gunther isn't getting any younger but he still has the energy to satisfy Santa's favorite daughter, Candy Claus in a secret relationship. Roland from Rutland has a different take on the situation and makes his move to get a lot closer without being banished from the North Pole.