A Best Intentions for Cathlolic School Girls Story Sally goes to extreme lengths to get ready for a husband. She makes a nieve mistake with a carrot and cucumber before school which leads to great discomfort and a great number of orgasms.
Callie Crow and the rest of "The Ghost Girls" crew visit the allegedly haunted Deepwood Asylum, a hospital for the sexually depraved, which was shut down decades ago after it was discovered that the head doctor was performing horrific experiments on patients. The ghost hunting crew is determined to capture creepy footage to boost their Youtube views, but little do they know that they are about find more proof of ghosts than they bargained for...
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
This is the story of a well-endowed young man who is an Antique Dealer. He is attracted to busty mature women. There are many women like this in the world of Antiques. There is consensual incest with his Gran and Mum. He soon has a harem of lovers.