A tale of two people at a party who head for the basement and do what comes naturally (as well as several unnatural acts) with as much grace and skill as can reasonably be expected of a pair of drunk geeks who just met.
A Silver Clitorides finalist for November 2001
Teenagers hear their mother's confession of incest, sexual blackmail and seduction, at the last reunion they will ever know. They gain new understanding of their family's past and what it means to be human.
Lois has herself sent to her boyfriend wrapped up as his birthday present. She pops out of the box to find she's been delivered to the wrong address, much to the delight of 4 black men.
A Liz Story (3) Nowhere is safe for Liz, not even her own home. Whilst her husband and son are at the football she is made to pay the price of being caught and rescued by one of her husband's workers from a shoplifting charge. Payback is extracted in new ways throughout her home in the third story about Liz.
A mother writing porn for internet websites is caught by her son, who is home early from school. She turns the situation into one she frequently writes about.