True story of how I, serving in the BDU-clad US Army of the Eighties, stumbled ass-backwards into becoming what is now known as a “Bull.” Back then, I was just a lucky, talented guy who ended up getting paid to satisfy couples. And I sure as hell had no idea what that would lead to over these past decades.
By popular demand, this takes place almost a decade after "The Bull," but recounts, well, doh, how I met my wife while on the job. True to the best of my ability to recall the facts. She helped by filling in a bunch more details and forcing me to include everything that happened between us meeting and her conquering my damned fool heart. As such, it’s a longer account than I’d planned.
