Gold Plated Garbage Truck
Copyright© 2008 by wordytom
Chapter 6: It's a Baby
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 6: It's a Baby - This is the story of how some redneck sand in their privates Oklahoma hillbillies find true love in the middle of sex, drugs and Country Music. (Fuck that Rock and Roll!) Only in the country music world can a bunch of semi-talented Okies make it big and have sex with their friends in a big way.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Ma/ft Fa/Fa Consensual BiSexual Heterosexual Humor Cheating Slut Wife Cuckold Wife Watching Swinging Group Sex Polygamy/Polyamory Oral Sex Anal Sex
I started starting to get worried. All this impending fatherhood was scary as hell to me. I kept having visions in my head of Emily dying or the baby coming out all ugly and deformed. Homer was even worse than I was. "Oh god, what if things don't come out all right? I'm scared, Wilbur, I'm scared as hell. We kept feeding into each other's fears. Then Moose and Connie came in all smiles.
He took one look at our faces and asked, "Hey, is something wrong?"
"We're just worried, Moose, what if something goes wrong?" Homer looked up at the big guy and waited for an answer.
"Don't worry, man. I delivered one of my sisters one time when I was twelve. I was scared then too. It's just natural to worry about the first baby. Just relax." He patted Homer on the shoulder so hard Homer almost went to his knees.
Connie came up and told me, "Relax, boy, the doctor told Emily and me that she would have the least complicated birth of any of his present patients. Everything will be all right. Just take it easy."
Brenda came back in with Junior. "I'm your body guard," she said. Then she looked a little unsure of herself and added in a small voice, "Unless you don't want me."
Connie grinned and said, "Perfect. And you have your work clothes on already."
I heard Junior say, "Shut up Mamma." Then he walked over to Brenda and asked, "Can we go back out for seconds?"
"Go for it." Connie laughed. Brenda and Junior went back outside. Then Connie followed, saying, "As Homer says, this could get interesting."
"What did I ever see in that slut?" Homer asked.
I answered in a happy voice, "Well, she is a great piece of ass, has a hell of an affectionate disposition, a great body, a good mind and a great personality. On top of which, she gets us top dollar." I think I just almost shut Homer up.
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