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Sex Libs

Copyright© 2021 by Mushroom

Chapter 3

Humor Sex Story: Chapter 3 - Have you ever wanted to write a dirty story yourself, but do not know how? Well, here is the Patent Pending system that I have created for everybody with that issue. Just print this out, ask a friend the questions listed, and presto. Instant dirty story. Be the hit of the party at your next family reunion! Amaze your pastor when you show him the Clitoride award he won after submitting it to this site! Or just giggle like a child because you have no friends.

Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   Ma/ft   Fa/Fa   Teenagers   Consensual   Drunk/Drugged   Mind Control   BiSexual   Heterosexual   Hermaphrodite   Fiction   Fan Fiction   Humor   School   Vignettes   Workplace   Science Fiction   Space   Cheating   Incest   Cream Pie   Revenge   Transformation  

I walked into the kitchen, and saw my {female relative}_________ bent over the stove cooking {food}_________. I saw her {slang for buttocks}_________ was {adjective}_________, and reached out and gave it a {verb}_________.

She moaned in appreciation, and whispered “That feels amazing, {male name}_________. I opened my eyes in surprise, as she obviously thought I was her {male relative}_________. To imagine her going it with them surprised me, but if she let him {slang for sexual intercourse}_________ her, surely she would let me also. So I lifted the back of her {color}_________ dress, and gazed at her {slang for panties}_________.

I could feel she was {adjective}_________ as I rubbed her {slang for vagina}_________ through her {fabric}_________ {slang for panties}_________, and whispered I had to have her. She gave a {adjective}_________ {exclamation}_________, but spread her {adjective}_________ thighs, so I knew she would let me.

I bent her over the stove and whispered for her to keep stirring so her lunch would not burn. And opened my fly and let out my {adjective}_________ {slang for penis}_________. She gasped as I pushed it against her {slang for vagina}_________, and it took {number}_________ thrusts until I was deep in her {adjective}_________ {noun}_________. I started pounding her {adverb}_________, and she moaned this was the {description}_________ ever. I agreed, and said her {slang for vagina}_________ was the best.

She jerked as I said that, and looked over her shoulder. I knew the gig was up, and exclaimed “ {male name}_________! What are you doing! We can’t do this! This is wrong! We can’t {slang for sexual intercourse}_________, that’s {adjective}_________ incest!” But I moaned I did not care, and that she was even better than my (female relative} _________.

She moaned in appreciation, and whimpered that I was better than {male name}_________, her {male relative}_________. And that my {adjective}_________ {number from 1 to 15}_________ inch {slang for penis}_________ felt bigger than a {vegetable}_________ inside her {slang for vagina}_________. I held her {adjective}_________ hips in my hand and thrust {adverb}_________, and said that the only fantasy I had of who I wanted to {slang for sexual intercourse}_________ more than my {female relative}_________ was her. And she moaned in appreciation, moaning she could feel it in her {body part}_________, and that after I shot my {slang for sperm}_________ into her {adjective}_________ {slang for vagina}_________, she wanted me to have me call her {female name}_________. This surprised me, as that was the name of my {female relative}_________. But I was too close to care, and was soon calling her that and pouring my {adjective}_________ {slang for sperm}_________ into her {adjective}_________ {slang for vagina}_________.

I collapsed on her back, and lowered my hands to grasp her {adjective}_________ {slang for breasts}_________, and said she was the best ever. She said she agreed, and said she had needed that. And that once she was done she was going upstairs and have my {female relative}_________ clean her up. This shocked me, as I had no idea {female name}_________ was into girls.

But she pushed back on my chest and my {slang for penis}_________ slipped out of her, and I saw my {adjective}_________ {slang for sperm}_________ ooze down her {adjective}_________ thigh. She then gave a giggle, and said that even though she was a lesbian, she loved a good hot meal. And after pulling her panties up over her {adjective}_________ {slang for buttocks}_________, she pulled down her dress and gave a wiggle.

“And now I can say I have done it with {number}_________ of my relatives. And that next time, you can join me and {female name}_________.” Only then did I realize what a {derogatory slang for female}_________ she was, as that was my {female relative}_________!

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