Sex Libs
Copyright© 2021 by Mushroom
Chapter 1
Humor Sex Story: Chapter 1 - Have you ever wanted to write a dirty story yourself, but do not know how? Well, here is the Patent Pending system that I have created for everybody with that issue. Just print this out, ask a friend the questions listed, and presto. Instant dirty story. Be the hit of the party at your next family reunion! Amaze your pastor when you show him the Clitoride award he won after submitting it to this site! Or just giggle like a child because you have no friends.
Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa Ma/ft Fa/Fa Teenagers Consensual Drunk/Drugged Mind Control BiSexual Heterosexual Hermaphrodite Fiction Fan Fiction Humor School Vignettes Workplace Science Fiction Space Cheating Incest Cream Pie Revenge Transformation
It was an {adjective}____________ night, when I saw {girl’s name}______ walking down the street in the darkness in front of my house. I was just home from a {noun}______ game, and walked out to see how she was.
Well, she was {adjective}______ drunk, and she could barely stand up. She stopped next to me, and said “ {exclamation}____!”, and asked me what I was doing there. I made up an excuse, saying I had heard a {noun}____ up in a tree, and seeing if I should call {noun}_____ to get it out. And when I accused her of being drunk, she denied it.
“OK, fine. Then how many fingers am I holding up?” I asked, and she said “ {number}______”. I shook my head and said she was way off, and told her she should stay with me or her {noun}______ would be upset she had been drinking. She agreed, and we sat on the {noun}______ on my porch as she exclaimed that she had been to a party, and it had been {adjective}_______.
Seems she had caught her boyfriend with his hand in her best friend’s {noun}______, and he was {adverb}____ her breasts. But the final straw was when she overheard him say that he wanted to put his {body part}____ in her {body part}____. At that she decided they could all get {past tense verb}______.
She looked up at me, and asked me if she would ever catch my {body part}_________ inside of another girl’s {article of clothing}______, and I assured her that if she was my girlfriend, I would rather (verb} ____ than do that. She grinned at me, and grabbed my {body part}____ and started kissing me {adverb}______.
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