Chapter 6: Moving Right Along

Ella followed Dan from the kitchen into the hallway bathroom. He unzipped and wrangled his erection out through the fly of his boxer shorts. Muttering, he shifted his feet backward and sharply leaned over the toilet, with his weight supported by his left hand on the counter top and his right hand grasping and forcing his dick downwards. Otherwise, his stream would be painting the tank instead of going down into the bowl, because he was so stiff.

“You have to stand tilted this way to pee?”

“Mom, ‘blowjob’ is a magic word, if I remove my hand I’m levitated toward the ceiling and can’t pee downhill, uh, downwards. Or were you just teasing me?”

“No, honey, it’s just that I’m too sore tonight to fuck you in, I’ll just blow you.”

“Best mom ever.”

The next morning at breakfast Phil was grabbing his briefcase.

“I’m late for work but we should all talk tonight, I guess, about things.”

“The new ural order?”

“It’s TOO early for pee puns, Ella. Bye.”

They kissed and he was gone.

“I have meetings at work today, but I’ll be home at 4.”

Ella left too after a kiss.

Dan felt strange going to high school after yesterday’s events. He believed he was the only guy in his junior class at Thomas Dewey High School who had been blown by his mother twice in the previous 24 hours.

He might have been wrong about that.

At lunch, he put his tray down next to Penny.

“You know, this almost tastes like food when I’m eating next to you.”

“Shit. Dan, you know your stupid pick-up lines don’t work on me. Besides, you already got me. A couple of times last week, I think.”

“Oh, I remember. Mm. But when I’m being stupid, you smile, so it’s worth every word.”

On Penny’s other side, Dora made retching noises.

“I can’t believe you take his bullshit, Penny. Didn’t I warn you about him?”

“You did, my friend, but that’s because you wanted him for yourself.”

“No, not really. I just wanted to see what was inside his pants.”

“WHAT?”

“I’m kidding!”

Dan decided to interrupt them.

“Dora? The Explorer?”

Both girls stood up, glaring, and left him. A moment later Dora circled back, swiped her carton of milk from her tray, and stalked away in a huff.

Ella parked in her driveway, grabbed her suit jacket and laptop, and walked into her house at 4:10.

“It’s me, Dan.”

She walked directly into her bedroom and started undressing. It was warm this afternoon, so she continued all the way to being nude. After hanging up the suit and tossing her underwear in the basket, she turned to the door.

Dan was lounging against the door frame with a bit of a leer on his face.

“Mom, you’re beautiful.”

“Oh, stop. I’m twice your age, I don’t have the body of a teenager. Why would you stare at me instead of Penny?”

“Mom, you and Penny, it’s the same.”

“Bullshit!”

“No, it’s true. I look at Penny, I look at you, it’s the same. I feel happy, and I get hard.”

Ella’s skeptical look vanished.

“Oh, Dan, oh. You, you make me happy too. Please.”

Spreading her arms wide, mother and son embraced. Then she released him and sniffled.

“C’mon, let’s go outside.”

Passing through the back door, she took his hand and led him out into the grass.

“Again?”

“I need to pee, and you need a good sucking after what you just said in there. OK?”