A Christmas Story
After a terrible car crash, pretty eighteen-year-old Sherry is a helpless quadruple amputee. Can she ever be happy again? With help from an Elf and a bit of Christmas magic, who knows? - - - Includes a few paragraphs of mild pee/scat.
You wouldn't purchase a new car without taking it for a test drive would you? Marriage is quite a bit more important than a car, so we did the test drive, so to speak. Tried the stick shift, checked the fluid levels, looked under the hood, and went for a spin.