A heroic officer in the Roman Empire is rewarded with several beautiful slaves. Written as a memoir, an old man telling his life story. Includes many sex scenes, but lots of historical information, too. History buffs will probably love this, guys craving wank material or ladies looking for romance - not so much.
It's Christmas Eve, and your beloved author hears a tapping as if someone gently rapping, rapping at his fireplace door in this Edgar Allan Poe-m parody for the holiday season.