Paige Hawthorne: Blog

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this author from posting “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi”.

Yes, the original ‘Housewives’ caused readers to flee the site, renounce citizenship, threaten suicide.

Responding to ‘Part 2’ rumors, you one-bombers have already flooded ye olde mailbox with venomous, spiteful, irascible, and — dare I say — mordant communiqués.

Nevertheless — undaunted — I shall post ‘Part 2’ on or around December 1. This year, this site, this page. Be warned.

Cheers!

Paige

P. S. For SOL- calendar purposes, I'm going Gregorian -- which means that this year is 365.2425 days long. Which means that December 1, 2023 is... um, tomorrow.

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t dream of pleading the Fifth. But these are abnormal times. Ever since I announced the December 1-ish publication of “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi”, the outrage has been … well, outrageous.

Every night when I gaze out at my picket-fenced lawn, the question is … will I see burning dildos?

So … perhaps I need a pseudonym for my pseudonym …

Cheers!

Paige

I anticipate a riot. Okay, maybe not an armed insurrection, but temperatures were running pretty high when I first posted “Real Housewives” earlier this year.

And now, to do a sequel? Insult to injury, anyone? Nevertheless, “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi" will thunder across SOL skies on December 1-ish.

Cheers!

Paige

Yes, in my upcoming story — “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” — preteen girls and boys are referenced. But it is their mothers — not the kids themselves — who are the subjects of interest.

No one under the age of 14 is in any way involved in any activity — sexual or not. Their sweet mamas? All bets are off.

I will begin posting “Part 2” on December 1, 2023. Unless I don't.

Cheers!

Paige

Modesty, self-control, brushing regularly, and a strong sense of fair play restrain me from nominating “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito” -- into the ‘Most Warped’ bracket.

Fortunately, the majority of those here — those few who can actually read — are, obviously, depraved. Thus — res ipsa loquitur.

For those of you who don’t understand ancient Greek, the phrase translates into — enjoy.

Posting begins on December 1, 2023. Or thereabouts.

Cheers!

Paige