Paige Hawthorne: Blog

Yes, it’s true … I removed my two ‘Real Housewives of Sausalito’ stories because they scored under 8. And, yes, I did write a third one, but the editors explained that it needed more changes that I had time to do. Ironically, among certain degenerate readers, the unposted # 3 has somehow gained almost mythic status.

Fortunately, my Research Department (teenage son) came up with a clever workaround. Rather than my trying to weave everything together into a coherent narrative, he suggested that I give the six main characters their own personal vignette. A ‘portrait’, if you will. Or, if you won’t.

‘Portraits’ is now in the hands of the editors. Which means it might be available for posting by December or January. (Their lips get so tired when they read, poor dears.)

Paige

While some readers beseech me to delete all of my little stories... well, so far I've resisted that entreaty. That being said, there is some logic in my reevaluating the Paige Hawthorne corpus. And, in fact, I have already asked the moderator to 86 some of my lesser tales. Such as the one written entirely by ChatGPT.

In addition, after the current Big Clit voting is completed, I'll be expunging an additional story -- one of my Winter Jennings yarns -- "Road Trip".

So, forewarned is foreskin, or whatever that adage is. In any case, should anyone want to read it, or download it, or whatever it... now's the time.

Paige

Great Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! My … tempus certainly does fugit around here. It seems like it has been only a couple of months or so since my face turned scarlet with SOL embarrassment.

Yet, here it is again — another annual public humiliation in the Big Clit circus. Yep, it seems I’m once again nominated in one or two of Author categories. And, one or two of my 2024 stories are also included for an additional sprinkling of mortification.

Okay, you 1-bombers … gloat away.

Paige

That philosophical, perhaps even existential, question has of course become a litmus test to determine the degree of religiosity in the average churchgoer. It is particularly appropriate when conversing with white, male, Southern Baptists. And others of the most evangelical bent.

The question was first postulated by that eminent theological scholar, Susan Silverman. (The pious man in her audience answered, after thoughtful consideration, “No.”)

You’re welcome,

Paige

I’m revisiting the best battle scene I’ve ever read. That great American hero, Bob Lee Swagger, is young, in Vietnam, and facing a massive challenge. The action begins with Chapter 12 of “Time To Hunt” and continues for over 50 gripping pages.

You’re welcome,

Paige