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Great Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat! My … tempus certainly does fugit around here. It seems like it has been only a couple of months or so since my face turned scarlet with SOL embarrassment.
Yet, here it is again — another annual public humiliation in the Big Clit circus. Yep, it seems I’m once again nominated in one or two of Author categories. And, one or two of my 2024 stories are also included for an additional sprinkling of mortification.
Okay, you 1-bombers … gloat away.
Paige
That philosophical, perhaps even existential, question has of course become a litmus test to determine the degree of religiosity in the average churchgoer. It is particularly appropriate when conversing with white, male, Southern Baptists. And others of the most evangelical bent.
The question was first postulated by that eminent theological scholar, Susan Silverman. (The pious man in her audience answered, after thoughtful consideration, “No.”)
You’re welcome,
Paige
I’m revisiting the best battle scene I’ve ever read. That great American hero, Bob Lee Swagger, is young, in Vietnam, and facing a massive challenge. The action begins with Chapter 12 of “Time To Hunt” and continues for over 50 gripping pages.
You’re welcome,
Paige
In all, Lawerence Sanders published over 30 novels. And, boy, did he love words! I'm revisiting his Archy McNally series, and marveling at the vocabulary. (I'm convinced Sanders didn't use obscure words just to show off. He seemed to get a kick out of phrasing sentences in unique ways.)
From just a single novel:
pourboire
leman
impecunious
cicerone
philological
neurasthenic
instanter
perturbation
branigan
slumgullion
oubliette
paterfamilias
dégagé
sporan
velocipede
lumpen
And he sprinkled in Yiddish:
meshugaas
Plus, of course, Latin:
amor vincit omnia (love conquers all)
non illegitimi carborundum (don't let the bastards grind you down)
mens sans in copore sana (a healthy mind in a healthy body)
de mortis nil nisi bonum (don't speak ill of the dead)
Because the readers here are so erudite, I didn't bother defining those rather recondite words. Right?
Paige
A free hint — it is not “accommodate”.That particular word has the distinction of being misspelled in the greatest variety of ways. I learned this and other interesting factoids in a recent “New Yorker” article by John McPhee.
In a course he taught at Princeton, he used a 20-word spelling test that had been developed by T. R. Brown III at “Esquire”. In all of McPhee’s years to teaching, only one student — Nina Gilbert — correctly spelled 19 of the words.
Mayonnaise, impresario, supersede, desiccate, titillate.
Some more? Resuscitate, inoculate, rococo, consensus, sacrilegious.
Still here? Obbligato, moccasin, asinine, braggadocio, rarefy.
Almost there... liquefy, pavilion, vermilion, accommodate.
And the most misspelled word in the English language?
IMPOSTOR.
You’re welcome,
Paige
PS In another part of his final exam for students in Princeton’s Journalism and Creative Writing programs, McPhee asked them to name the 11 words in the English language that end in “umble”. Ten of them are easy to guess.
(John McPhee is 92 years old.)
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