Paige Hawthorne: Blog

Readers have been clamoring — clamor-clamor — for guidelines, for guardrails, for a recipe. Something, anything, to help them navigate the serpentine odyssey undertaken when perusing an SOL masterpiece.

So, for “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi”, here is a helpful Baedeker for appreciating — or avoiding — the adult passages in an otherwise decorous story:

Table of Contentments:

Chapters: Characterization:

1 — 9 Abnormal
10 — 22 Warped
23 — 33 Weird
34 — 41 Bizarre
42 — 51 Perverted
52 — 62 Deviant
63 — 69 Twisted
70 — 74 Depraved
75 — 80 Degenerate
81 — 91 Perverse
92 — 99 Aberrant

100 — 113 Erotic
114 — 121 Arousing
122 — 130 Stimulating
131 — 138 Hot
139 — 149 Explicit
150 — 160 Titillating
161 — 171 Racy
172 — 182 Risqué
183 — 187 Provocative
188 — 195 Spicy
196 — 202 Juicy
203 — 211 Smutty
212 — 215 Vulgar
216 — 227 Crude
228 — 238 Lewd
239 — 245 Raunchy
246 — 253 Steamy
254 — 265 Inappropriate
266 — 294 Rude
295 — 307 Offensive
308 — 329 Indecent
330 — 347 Unacceptable

You’re welcome,

Paige

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this author from posting “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi”.

Yes, the original ‘Housewives’ caused readers to flee the site, renounce citizenship, threaten suicide.

Responding to ‘Part 2’ rumors, you one-bombers have already flooded ye olde mailbox with venomous, spiteful, irascible, and — dare I say — mordant communiqués.

Nevertheless — undaunted — I shall post ‘Part 2’ on or around December 1. This year, this site, this page. Be warned.

Cheers!

Paige

P. S. For SOL- calendar purposes, I'm going Gregorian -- which means that this year is 365.2425 days long. Which means that December 1, 2023 is... um, tomorrow.

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t dream of pleading the Fifth. But these are abnormal times. Ever since I announced the December 1-ish publication of “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi”, the outrage has been … well, outrageous.

Every night when I gaze out at my picket-fenced lawn, the question is … will I see burning dildos?

So … perhaps I need a pseudonym for my pseudonym …

Cheers!

Paige

I anticipate a riot. Okay, maybe not an armed insurrection, but temperatures were running pretty high when I first posted “Real Housewives” earlier this year.

And now, to do a sequel? Insult to injury, anyone? Nevertheless, “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi" will thunder across SOL skies on December 1-ish.

Cheers!

Paige

Yes, in my upcoming story — “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” — preteen girls and boys are referenced. But it is their mothers — not the kids themselves — who are the subjects of interest.

No one under the age of 14 is in any way involved in any activity — sexual or not. Their sweet mamas? All bets are off.

I will begin posting “Part 2” on December 1, 2023. Unless I don't.

Cheers!

Paige