Paige Hawthorne: Blog

Yes, in my upcoming story — “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” — preteen girls and boys are referenced. But it is their mothers — not the kids themselves — who are the subjects of interest.

No one under the age of 14 is in any way involved in any activity — sexual or not. Their sweet mamas? All bets are off.

I will begin posting “Part 2” on December 1, 2023. Unless I don't.

Cheers!

Paige

Modesty, self-control, brushing regularly, and a strong sense of fair play restrain me from nominating “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito” -- into the ‘Most Warped’ bracket.

Fortunately, the majority of those here — those few who can actually read — are, obviously, depraved. Thus — res ipsa loquitur.

For those of you who don’t understand ancient Greek, the phrase translates into — enjoy.

Posting begins on December 1, 2023. Or thereabouts.

Cheers!

Paige

“Oh, God, NO!”

“Anything but that!”

“Paige — just no. Full Stop.”

Butch up! Readers can be such pussies. Yeah, okay, the original “Real Housewives” was a much-reviled story. So, why not a sequel? But naughtier. Lustier. Even more lacking in socially-redemptive values. Depravity personified.

Posting for “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi” begins on December 1. Of this year. Probably.

Cheers!

Paige

Not that I pay the slightest attention to reader scores, reader requests, reader … um, anythings. But I have noticed that one of the most frequent ‘asks’ is for more sensuous interaction between Winter Jennings and her teenage son, Walker.

Okay. But I didn’t want to turn “A Week in the Life” into a typical mother/son fuckfest. So much of the action is mental. Winter is torn — “No, absolutely not!” “Hmm … maybe.” And, “God, do I want it!”

For better or worse.

Paige

I have approximately 800 followers, five off-and-on editors, and three remaining readers. Plus, countless detractors who are generous in sharing ways that I could improve their lives. How? Stop writing stories, stop posting them, disappear from SOL for … like forever.

Recently, the one-bombers came up with a new twist on that old theme. I wrote one story last year — “Heaven Sighs” — and it recently won some sort of Big Clit award. Earnestly searching for a new angle to get rid of me, some haters have started a populist movement — “Since you won a prize, now is a good time to retire.” It hasn’t yet reached groundswell proportions, but the campaign is gaining momentum.

I have two words for you gomers, you louts … those of you who resemble the most unsavory of the Disney dwarfs. The second word is ‘you’.

Paige