Eddie Davidson: Blog

Already better than Season Eight! (Which admittedly sets the bar low) I would call Game of Thrones: How Davos Saved the Day by Fan Fiction Man above and beyond!!

This is the first contender for the challenge (which doesn't end until next month 6/21 so there is plenty of time).

Fan Fiction Man posted the first chapter yesterday. I don't want to come off like a RR.Martin fanboi but FF nailed the writing style of RR Martin IMHO.

The characters popped and behaved as they would be expected to act. There was nothing gratuitous or over the top in this story. It was like reading a chapter out of the novels. The dialogue was spot on and this is the FIRST chapter (implying that this is not just a short story but possibly a serial).

There is still time to join in the challenge and post something but this is a strong contender for the top spot. I will certainly be following this story and I hope you will give it a read!

Well done!

I originally had the brilliant and highly creative idea to name the sequel to "Naked On Summer Vacation" by the clever title "Naked on Summer Vacation 2".

They do after all follow each other sequentially and the convention makes sense.

However, after due deliberation, I realized that doesn't do the stories justice. They are vastly different stories told from two different perspectives. They can stand alone by themselves.

So as way of explanation, let me explain:

Naked on Summer Vacation: Sissy Summer School is the story set in 1984 as told by Eddie about his Aunt. He was a pervy little know-it-all visiting Florida. It involves Femdom and humiliation.

There are literally stories about eating people while they are still alive on this site and at least a dozen stories about training one's daughter as a sex slave in the top 50 at all times. However, it was the first time I received snitty hate mail on this site. I am assuming because the subject of the humiliation was me and not a girl and that is unusual. I suggested they read the summary and the codes but apparently, that is reserved for non-twits only.

The new story - which I am enjoying writing tremendously is Naked on Summer Vacation: Slut Summer School. It is written from my cousin Blair's perspective and immediately follows the events of the first story. However, you do not have to read the first one to get the second one. A good story can stand on it's own. It would provide you some context. However, why I think this is good is because when girls are the subject of the training it is a different read for most. Eddie is still present, so be prepared for that but he is not the focus.

In other updates:

It is not cheating if you watch is paused at chapter 5. Is there a Chapter 6? like the Walking Dead, we are on the season finale and you'll just have to wait to find out. I can only focus on one story at a time and do it justice.

The Game of Thrones Challenge: I've had a few people PM me their ideas. A proper ending to the show? going back to earlier times? Sure. It's all good.

If you want to set Game of Thrones in a futuristic setting where they are now the Seven Planets and there are Space Dragons or tell a story about a peasant farmer and his family eeking out an existence under constant threat of endless wars - be my guest! Just put Game of Thrones in the title and post it in the next 30 days or so if you want to be in the challenge.

What am I reading:

I love this site. I keep checking it so frequently lately. I've researched as many older stories as I can with story codes that now I am relying on new stuff. If dirty stories were liquid my cup ranneth over and I am still thirsty.

That being said I recently saw an author write some fantastic stories that were really 'cutting edge' is the best metaphor I can use. They used themes and ideas I've never considered erotic before and found ways to make me care about the fate of the characters.

I was excited to see them continue.

Then recently they wrote a story that was basically just a bunch of vignettes of dirty talk loosely connected by some plausible actions.

In other words: Nadine sucked his balls, then she sucked this, then he put this there, then this, then that, (Then a short sentence about why Nadine is even there) then two more paragraphs of dirty stuff.

The score was through the roof. I wrote the author to say that maybe it was just me, but I couldn't even follow the plot. They wrote back to tell me that they determined through experimentation that this sort of shallow sex description scores amazingly well and that the stories I had fallen in love would be discontinued post-haste and even that the site had fallen short of their expectation and they were seeking a new place to host their creative talent.

I've been sad about that. Not just because this author's talent is being wasted catering to the lowest common denominator but because of the realization that shallow sugar-cereal type porn is going to score high when my Hearty Bran Muffin reality stuff is always going to appeal to only a select few group of perverts.

I am still making the hearty bran muffin reality stuff because I can't write the equivilent of the five Kardashian reality TV shows in porn form and wouldn't want too if I could. It is a shallow vapid world but people like what they like. If descriptions of horny sex without much characterization gets them off then who am I to judge that?

An erotic story to me has to make me give a shit about why the person is there and what they are doing. They don't have to learn a lesson or be a better person at the end. I just don't care that Nadine drained his balls unless I know a little about Nadine and the balls she is draining to want to read about it. I am probably not explaining that correctly but get me to fall in love or identify with a character and I'll fall in love with the story.

Sadly though, I am stuck without a new series to read.

But there is GOOD NEWS. There is an author on this site (and I won't say much more about them then that) that is writing a story so cool and exciting that I've found it difficult to think about anything else since I had a sliver of the insight. It is a continuation/reboot of sorts of an older story that fizzled. That will give me closure on those characters but it will also take them in a direction they should have always gone. I don't know the title and even if I did I am not sure I am at liberty to say yet since it's still being developed but damn - it is what I am excited about.

is this site perfect? No. But I love it. The admin is super responsive. The interface is clean. I hope the new author finds a site to their liking but honestly I wish they would stay and find an audience.

How about a story where HBO fucked us all out of a month of subscription fees for terrible episodes?

I am kidding. Here is my challenge to fellow authors and anyone who enjoys stories and wants to finally give it a shot.

You literally cannot do much worse than the writers at HBO if you just face roll your keyboard and post random letters. A story that goes nowhere about a night king that served no real purpose, prophecies, bringing people back from the dead etc that never get realized.

GUIDELINES:

Write a short story set in Game of Thrones that contains some sex.

Start the title with GAME OF THRONES:

Use existing characters in the story.

That's it.

The contest ends on 6/21/2019 at Midnight CST and I'll judge the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners.

Here are some random ideas I'll put out there but you are by no means limited to these. If you want to take one and run with it for the short story challenge be my guest or riff off one of these.

1. Sansa has returned to the North to establish herself as Queen of the North. She is told that the last female warden of the north had to undergo purification before the seven and the public. Much like the one Queen Cersei had to walk through King's Landing (SHAME) except with Northern Twists...and in the snow. It will demonstrate her humility before the Northern people.

2. Lord Bronn of High Garden and Master of Coin seeks to rebuild the brothels of King's Landing. He decides to cater to unique tastes of various cultures around the world and create a special brothel where noble ladies of the Seven Kingdom spend a few weeks as the feature. He has asked Sir Podrick to test each lady before their guest appearance.

3. Unhappy with the Queen Daenarys's death, Asha Yara Greyjoy returns to the Iron Islands to establish herself as Queen and begin a life of pirating and debauchery. She starts to establish new laws that place women in positions of power, femdom and humiliation begins and she points out how much of a better man Theon became when he lost his balls after spending some time as reek, she was able to rebuild him. She suggests it for any rebellious nobles who oppose her reforms.

4. Jon Snow heads north into the land of the wildlings, where they establish their deviant sexual practices to repopulate. As he is the least inbred and has Targaryan blood he is highly sought after and he ends up with a harem of Ygritte's sisters, mother, and cousins as well as a half-giantess that suckles him on her titty.

5. Samwell Tarley and Gilly introduce the concept of swinging to King's Landing. "Yeah, so like instead of just fucking your wife, why don't we you know like fuck everybody too?"

He goes around having all these ideas about indoor plumbing, fast food and gunpowder and people laugh at them.

They are in final editing!

I hope you are enjoying the story. If you want to leave feedback please do. I think you will like where it goes!!

It has really taken an interesting turn from my perspective and I hope you enjoy reading as much I as do writing. This story is about evolution and someone understanding who they are and what they are over time.

So the other day I get this recommendation from YouTube about watching a Speed Cleaning "Vlog"

I normally wouldn't give two shits about that but I noticed the girl has on just panties and a bra and so I watch her jiggle-jiggle left, and jiggle-jiggle right cleaning her glass door.

I watch another. Some british girl with no panties and a skirt is talking ad naseum about cleaning her house. It's super boring. I fast forward and sure enough periodically she bends over and adjust her dress so that it comes down a little and you can only see the bottom of her butt cheeks.

You never see actual pussy, but you get the idea clearly this is not a tutorial on how to clean.

The next video- same girl in the shower in bra and panties washing her tile.

next video, a woman in a tank top talks weirdly for 3 minutes into the camera (I fast forwarded) and then cleans out her fridge. She has on grannie panties - nothing provocative really.

These are not hot instagram girls. These are not cute models. These are just everyday housewives.

What the fuck is going on? I like it, but I feel like I am not in on the gimmick. Is it just spontaneously women decided to start cleaning in next to nothing? if so where were they when I was coming up?