Eddie Davidson: Blog

How about a story where HBO fucked us all out of a month of subscription fees for terrible episodes?

I am kidding. Here is my challenge to fellow authors and anyone who enjoys stories and wants to finally give it a shot.

You literally cannot do much worse than the writers at HBO if you just face roll your keyboard and post random letters. A story that goes nowhere about a night king that served no real purpose, prophecies, bringing people back from the dead etc that never get realized.

GUIDELINES:

Write a short story set in Game of Thrones that contains some sex.

Start the title with GAME OF THRONES:

Use existing characters in the story.

That's it.

The contest ends on 6/21/2019 at Midnight CST and I'll judge the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners.

Here are some random ideas I'll put out there but you are by no means limited to these. If you want to take one and run with it for the short story challenge be my guest or riff off one of these.

1. Sansa has returned to the North to establish herself as Queen of the North. She is told that the last female warden of the north had to undergo purification before the seven and the public. Much like the one Queen Cersei had to walk through King's Landing (SHAME) except with Northern Twists...and in the snow. It will demonstrate her humility before the Northern people.

2. Lord Bronn of High Garden and Master of Coin seeks to rebuild the brothels of King's Landing. He decides to cater to unique tastes of various cultures around the world and create a special brothel where noble ladies of the Seven Kingdom spend a few weeks as the feature. He has asked Sir Podrick to test each lady before their guest appearance.

3. Unhappy with the Queen Daenarys's death, Asha Yara Greyjoy returns to the Iron Islands to establish herself as Queen and begin a life of pirating and debauchery. She starts to establish new laws that place women in positions of power, femdom and humiliation begins and she points out how much of a better man Theon became when he lost his balls after spending some time as reek, she was able to rebuild him. She suggests it for any rebellious nobles who oppose her reforms.

4. Jon Snow heads north into the land of the wildlings, where they establish their deviant sexual practices to repopulate. As he is the least inbred and has Targaryan blood he is highly sought after and he ends up with a harem of Ygritte's sisters, mother, and cousins as well as a half-giantess that suckles him on her titty.

5. Samwell Tarley and Gilly introduce the concept of swinging to King's Landing. "Yeah, so like instead of just fucking your wife, why don't we you know like fuck everybody too?"

He goes around having all these ideas about indoor plumbing, fast food and gunpowder and people laugh at them.

They are in final editing!

I hope you are enjoying the story. If you want to leave feedback please do. I think you will like where it goes!!

It has really taken an interesting turn from my perspective and I hope you enjoy reading as much I as do writing. This story is about evolution and someone understanding who they are and what they are over time.

So the other day I get this recommendation from YouTube about watching a Speed Cleaning "Vlog"

I normally wouldn't give two shits about that but I noticed the girl has on just panties and a bra and so I watch her jiggle-jiggle left, and jiggle-jiggle right cleaning her glass door.

I watch another. Some british girl with no panties and a skirt is talking ad naseum about cleaning her house. It's super boring. I fast forward and sure enough periodically she bends over and adjust her dress so that it comes down a little and you can only see the bottom of her butt cheeks.

You never see actual pussy, but you get the idea clearly this is not a tutorial on how to clean.

The next video- same girl in the shower in bra and panties washing her tile.

next video, a woman in a tank top talks weirdly for 3 minutes into the camera (I fast forwarded) and then cleans out her fridge. She has on grannie panties - nothing provocative really.

These are not hot instagram girls. These are not cute models. These are just everyday housewives.

What the fuck is going on? I like it, but I feel like I am not in on the gimmick. Is it just spontaneously women decided to start cleaning in next to nothing? if so where were they when I was coming up?

I wrote a story called "Reba" based on the characters of the show as if it was real life. I wrote it so that even if you don't watch the show you could still follow the action. You had the added benefit of being able to hit up Youtube or Hulu or whatever and watch old episodes to physically see the characters and their relationships to reinforce the story.

When I write or even when I read a story I begin to picture the characters in my mind. As an example in "Do you have a Big Dick why not" The character of Betty is basically a hot older ex-stripper with Betty Page hair. It stands to reason anyone named Betty who was a stripper would propagate those bangs if she was a brunette!

Her daughter Waverly was initially in my mind basically Lindsay from "You are the Worst" or maybe a young Anna Nicole Smith. Slutty, air headed but with some actual smarts under those boobs.

However, Justin's mom I always had in mind his parents looking like Claire and Phil Dunphy from Modern Family.

This got me to thinking - wow, what a great idea a Modern Family TV show fan fiction would be.

You've got basically Al Bundy married to Sofia Vergara. Huge Tits, she dotes on Manny her son and has no qualms about using her sexuality to get what she wants.

Youv'e got Claire and her two hot daughters played by Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland. You've got her handsome son who is goofy and air headed.

You've got two gay guys who may/may not be into leather culture raising their daughter.

Thats just the main cast. Then you've got Al's ex-wife played by Shelly Long.

Here is the premise as it was originally written:

Jay Pritchett sits at the head of a large, unconventional family. Now in his second marriage to gorgeous young wife Gloria, Jay has been given something of a second chance. Still, old habits are hard to break, and it's trial by fire as he tries to adapt to life with the same passion and vigor that Gloria exhibits, which are matched by her precocious 12-year-old son Manny. There are culture clashes and a few misunderstandings, but also plenty of sweet victories along the way. Jay's grown daughter Claire and her husband Phil are the proud parents of three kids with whom they want that open, healthy, honest relationship. It's not always easy, especially when you have Haley, a teenage daughter who's growing up a little fast; Alex, a too-smart-for-her-own-good middle daughter; and Luke, a scatterbrained boy. Add to this that Phil is just a big kid himself, even if he does always have the best intentions. Claire is the anchor, trying her best to run a tight ship and determined not to let her kids have the rebellious childhood she had. Claire's brother Mitchell and his partner Cameron are busy raising their adopted daughter Lily. Opposites attract in this household, with Cameron having a wonderfully big personality and maybe a flare for the dramatic, while Mitchell is more buttoned-down. These doting fathers balance each other out and relish their roles as parents developing their own little family.


Basically, this story screams "Write some fan fiction about me"

I don't care where you go with it but I would ask that you put in a little BDSM and not make every character a total nympho. Ariel Winter's character Alex especially should be at least a little reluctant.

Some ideas to get you started writing?

Base it on some of the actual episodes only make it a little more sexual. You can search "List of Modern Family episodes" on Wikipedia

Examples?

Family Portrait: The straight version
"In the episode, Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait. Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment on the jumbo-tron. Cameron gets a job as a wedding singer while Mitchell takes care of Lily and battles with a pigeon that entered the house. Luke interviews Jay for a school project. After lots of mishaps, the family is barely on time for the portrait but Claire's perfectionism gets on Jay who starts a mud fight. The portrait is not as perfect as Claire was imagining it but she admits that she loves the result."

I can see how adding nudity and a typical BDSM family christmas card getting ruined by the mud fight in and of itself would make this awesome. What got caught on the Jumbo-Tron? Perhaps they started to film a "Kiss-Cam" but it was actually the two of them getting a BJ from a laker's girl and now they have to keep it from Claire?

How about the one where they go to Disneyland, but there is lots of flashing and bondage in hte hotel room? Maids walk in and find them.

hell, just do a stereotypical day and I'd be happy.

Have fun with it?

I recently got a comment on my story from someone who felt the need to be "Constructive"

They said words to the effect "I read the first chapter and it sounded like the main character was retarded."

Okay, I can cover any fetish you want. I can cover any dirty scenario you want. This is all fantasy so whatever happens isn't real anyway.

However, the one thing I won't tolerate is Ableism. Making fun of the handicapped or a handicap. I don't know why someone feels the need to do that. I guess they are small, pathetic people whose only joy in life is being a total shitstain hiding on the internet behind comments that would cause them to have their snot noses smacked in real life.

First of all, if my character was mentally disabled, he'd be the sweetest, most awesome motherfucker in the world. Saying that Justin is "retarded" as if it is an insult to compare him to someone who is mentally retarded is asanine.

I deleted the comment. I'll probably delete this blog post too. I needed to vent.

I write my story to amuse and titilate. I invite constructive feedback and interactivity and I'll even write your ideas into the story if I can.

What I won't do is tolerate ableism.

Sorry for the serious note, and thank you for listening.