Shinerdrinker: Blog

Well football fans. We are now out of football until around July when training camps begin. So I guess I'll have to try to keep your entertained with the further adventures of Mayhem in a Pill. It is my burden but one I take on happily.

So. Football season is over. But the NFL Draft is right around the corner.

Ugh. It is depressing and it hit me about ten minutes after the game last night. But then I remembered that my editors got the latest chapter back to me for posting. So Chapter 24 will be appearing very soon. Enjoy.

Picture this... a man sits on the side of his bed with his trusty porn purveyor machine (also known as a laptop computer) sitting on the writing desk along side of his bed.

Yes, he understood the jokes from old coworkers about the effort and authority the writer often used to get his words to come on the screen. If the keyboard felt pain, it would probably scream each time the muse tickled the writing effort.

But lo late last week... the writing desk was swaying almost comically with every pounding of the keyboard. It's essence displayed in beauty of words on the screen. At least that's how the author will tell the tale. But still. The writing desk was uneasy. Perhaps it was an unconscious editorial thought on part of the desk. Or perhaps....... tragedy!

Apparently pulling the writing desk toward from the bed when the need to download the newest MILF scene out of Southern California's porn paradise hit. Or possibly the act of pushing the desk away from the bed when the latest chunk of Mayhem had been added onto the always opened file from OpenOffice.

But yes, a particle board leg gave way. Spilling everything on top of the desk as well as the contents of the single drawer upon the floor. Luckily, our possessing an other worldly sixth sense and the reflexes to react, your favorite writer prevailed and successfully caught the laptop keeping it from an inevitable crashing on the floor.

So for nearly a week there was no writing of the next chapter of Mayhem in a Pill. The idea of placing the computer on an actual lap and trying to type a chapter was not a comfortable time. But happily, the replacement desk has been delivered now complete with sliders on the legs to assist in the necessary pushing and pulling now added to the replacement desk.

So this weekend will see our intrepid scribe happily back at work on his trusty laptop on top of a new writing desk, preparing the next chapter for your amusement. He also had an opportunity to purchase new coasters to hold the ever-present bottle of cold fermented beverages from Shiner, Texas.

And also this weekend, he will take a few minutes to check in on Southern California's Pornoville and a few of his favorite MILFs.

I got the chapter back from my editors even faster than I thought they could. I thank them and I'll send them their pay immediately. Fellas, make sure you wait patiently by the mailbox for check!


A Christmas miracle has occurred. I finally got new chapter of Mayhem in a Pill up and ready for the score of fans out there.


But a true miracle would be an update from Cold Creek. Either Dman 3 or maybe even Stone Inc. Personally, I'd welcome either one since they are both great stories.


But I digress. New chapter for Mayhem in a Pill will be up in the morning and I find myself working on the next chapter already and will come up much faster than the last since I no longer need to spend my days buying presents for the family. Every time I think I'm done up pops another cousin with elementary school aged kids with the need to have some kind of bauble with the Disney logo plastered all over for ungodly amounts of money.


There now I am nicely depressed and ready for the children to destroy the living room and then complain when they are asked to pick up after themselves.


So take a few minutes out of your day, read the new chapter and enjoy a little time for yourself.


Happy Holidays! Merry Christmas and all the other examples of the holiday season.


I'm going to bed, the rugrats throughout my house will all be awake soon enough.

Okay, wanted to let my score of fans know that the next chapter is coming soon. I sent the next chapter to the first of my excellent editors and now we all wait for the chapter to return. Of course, when it returns we may have to notify the authorities because of all the blood shed and/or red colored mistake marks all over the chapter.


But never worry and never fear I expect to update the story before the end of the year. So some time after Xmas and before the new year.


Um. Okay. So there is my update.


Have a wonderful holiday and remember... Santa gets tired of cookies so go ahead and leave out a couple of Shiners if at all possible. Those reindeer pretty much drive themselves anyway.

P.S. Since I have the time while waiting for the editors to do their best, I guess I can go ahead and start the next chapter. Good news is I'm already a couple of pages in so I hope this chapter 24 will come around a lawt quicker than chapter 23. I'll bet you liked hearing that, didn't cha!

Just finished watching the Victoria Secret fashion Show, I watched it for the articles, and I have decided to reread a favorite chapter of a story here on SOL.

I'm going to reread Chapter 7 of Dman 3. Michael Stewart gets one up on the fashion industry but loses his most recent shot at love. I personally thought he had a future with only one of the three but then again, he constantly cried about how he did not have time for a girlfriend so of course he found three.

So tonight, I'll take a few minutes and reread a piece of a story I have bought into fully. Some could say I spend more time with that universe than the one I am creating. Believe me, that is not true.

Yes. I am late with the next chapter for Mayhem.
No. I am not giving up on it. I was almost finished when I got off on a tangent for an idea. I finished the idea for a great chapter in the future and as I usually do, I write out situations for thee characters and then shape it to fit in the story. I mean I can't wait to see how I show the aliens attacking and deciding to leave after playing one game of football. The aliens really liked "Broadway" Joe Namath and think they can be even better.

So now we enter the time of the year when in the past Cold Creek had updated his story and when the holiday time passed without an update last year, the weather matched my feelings of woe. So now I even wonder if maybe Cold Creek will go ahead and update Dman 3. But this year I am psyching myself up for the eventual downfall when we go another without an update.

Ugh. No, wait a second. Yes, I recorded the Victoria Secret Fashion Show! Woo Hoo! I'll work on Mayhem later but first...