Jacqueline Jillinghoff: Blog

On the naming of dicks

June 9, 2018
Posted at 10:00 am

Why, oh why, do guys think their cranks are more interesting than they actually are? English has more ways to say "penis" than anything else in the universe. That's the point of my new verse, On The Naming of Dicks. Between getting the words right, correcting typos, and fixing the formatting, I've had to repost the thing about seven times, but it's finally the way I want it.

New story

May 15, 2018
Posted at 12:07 pm

This one is called Outcall Only, and I don't want to give to much away. I wrote it for the Erotic Literary Salon, where I intend to read it this evening, and I therefore kept it short. It can be read in five minutes.

Leda and the Swan

March 7, 2018
Posted at 11:46 am

I've just posted a new verse called "Leda," which might be a little obscure without reference to the painting that inspired it. You can see that here.

Slutty Summer Secrets

November 13, 2017
Posted at 9:32 am

Today I've posted a new story with another alliterative 1960s-style pulp porn title -- Slutty Summer Secrets. A teenage girl, who shall be nameless, and her Mom, who shall also be nameless, head down the shore for vacation with her Mom's new squeeze, who shall be named Alvin. Merriment ensues.

Other People's Lust

September 29, 2017
Posted at 11:27 am

Here's a story I wrote a while back for an erotica contest (I lost). It's just been sitting unread on my computer, but I figure, why hide my light under a bushel?