Pan Fried Mushrooms: Stories

My teenage daughter is excited she’s landed her first adult modeling gig. So am I.

Randi’s uncles compete to see who can push her the furthest sexually. Her aunts get involved. Her parents hope that against all odds Randi learns from her mistakes. Fix-it fanfic of a Phil Phantom story.

Six teens form a sex club, sealed by each revealing a scandalous secret.

I stand on the temple steps in the sunlight, a harmitu of Inanna waiting for someone to purchase my first time with a man. Waiting to begin the sacred rite—mirroring the mating of sacred king and high priestess, of god and goddess—that will make me a woman.

An old murder ballad retold with a more loving end.

Wait, what—we’re studying “practical sexuality” next term, with in-class practice? And you want me to get involved? Are you sure, Mom?