Mat Twassel: Stories

A Bananagrams Story
The seven words for the November Bananagram are CEDE, CUNT, FEZ, YAW, DONG, GENIE, and FLAX. Your task is to use all these words in a story of a single sentence. Remember that you can add letters to the beginning or ending of a word to make a new word. CEDE, for example, can be made into RECEDE. FLAX could be made into FLAXEN.

After volleyball they go to the church for prayer and sex. Illustrated.

A Jamie Story
Browsing a website featuring glass pumpkins, Jamie finds one she has to have. The pumpkin feels the same way about Jamie. Illustrated.

A Laura Story
Mat and Laura get a (more or less) new mattress with a special property.

A Laura Story
Sexy coffee at the Fox & Bunny B&B. Illustrated.

Lunch hour he takes a break from the corporate life to walk in the nearby meadows, listening to erotica, which is invariably disappointing. But one day while on his stroll he meets a young lady.

A heavy snowstorm can't stop this young married couple from traveling to a distant relative's wedding.

Gymnastics spurs a young romance. Illustrated.

Frustrated sorority sisters. Illustrated.

A Jamie Story
Jamie and Clifford visit a jewelers hoping to get Jamie's bracelet resized. Illustrated.