My sister got pregnant at sixteen and the father disappeared. Our parents weren't all that helpful. So, when I went to college I offered to let her and my niece live with me. She was appreciative. She was so appreciative that she decided I was the only man who had truly loved her. So, one night, she came to my room, took off her nightgown and … I guess you'll have to read the story to find out what happened then.
Dan's sister, Selina, and her teenage daughters, Nat and Roz, are going through an emotional crisis and come round for a visit. The three women are 'drop-dead gorgeous', and Dan isn't made of stone. Neither, it transpires, are they. Their visit just gets longer and longer...
Nicole Flaherty's entire life is about to be destroyed with her father imprisoned and her mother to be deported. With no where to turn, a mysterious rich uncle steps in to save the day, but why has she never heard of him before?
Saturday morning reverie is shaken by the appearance of a uniform at the front door. But, then the announcement of "Umm... do you... er... want... my... ah... my cookies?" opens the door!
Dave is attacked by a dog while out for his daily walk. The dog is eliminated by a strange creature that appears from nowhere. Dave is saved from bleeding to death by a pair of twin girls. Later in the hospital, Dave discovers that the girls are bonded to him. Life gets a lot more interesting from then on.