You've heard of 'doodling': to scribble absentmindedly, using either words or abstract images; well, this is a kind of variation which I call 'woo-dling', which involves only words. It was written to while away the time whilst waiting for inspiration. You've also no doubt seen this story in a different form many times elsewhere: it is a simple tale of revenge gone wrong. No actual sex involved.
Decide for yourself after you read the story! IF you do, that is; it's likely to offend more than a few! I classified it as 'true', because there's more than a little truth in it! I'll leave you to figure out which part isn't!