Petting Stories

A Story in the Band Parents Universe
John Barnett, son of Billy and Lily from "Band Parents," is a freshman band geek. These are excerpts from his diary, recording his observations of life in a high school band and what he sees and understands of his parents' antics. John finds a girlfriend along the way and some interesting things happen to him as the school year goes by. Originally posted on SOL in 2014, now edited and reposted.

Heath visits his childhood friend, now all grown up, and meets her weird roommate.

This is what I did on my summer vacation. I went down the shore with my Mom and her boyfriend, and when I spied on them doing it, it awakened feelings I never knew I had. And, you know, what happens at the shore stays at the shore.

When Mitch has to wear his twin brother's name tag for his shift at work one day, he never imagines it could possibly lead to him losing his virginity. With his brother's girlfriend. He didn't mean for it to happen. But no one can blame her for not noticing who she was kissing...

I met a busty MILF at the supermarket

A red headed Australian looking for a room for the night. A tired American taking a break. Just another weekend in paradise.