Karla Rankle stood before Judge Lavern Jorgensen in the district courtroom filled with people. The judge looked at Karla and asked if she had completed form 833-1 and taken the required sobriety test with a certified psychologist. Karla replied that she had understood the requirements of the state of Franklin Code 16.2-232:11, which included mandatory nudity.
Fan fic from the sitcom Reba, where Reba tries to teach Van a lesson or two by pretending that a hypnosis kit works, only to have it actually work. The results are, well, comic gold (I hope). Try to keep a sense of humor about this and enjoy it if it gets you off.