"So, how long have you and your mother been fucking?" That's what my "girlfriend," Kathy, asked me while we were lying in bed, our third time together. Since she'd already discovered our secret, I figured I had to tell her the story.
Philip arrives home sporting a black eye earned defending his mother's dubious honor from schoolyard taunts. His grandmother gives him a bath and more. Then the nice lady next door teaches him a few tricks. Grandma comes back and teaches him some more. Finally, his abundantly endowed mom arrives and he shows her what he just learned.