Masturbation Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

This is the story of the time I had a threesome with my sister Anastasia and her friend Grace.


Mothers get to breast feed their babies for years. What if things were fair, and fathers could penis feed their daughters? And boys could cockfeed their mother or sisters? Crazy politicians and strange new laws give people a chance to find out.

Single mother gets an unusual gift from her daughter-in-law.

A Roger and Mary's Neighborhood Story
Rose has her first date since her divorce. She was horny but the night didn't end as she had expected, thanks to her son.

Rebecca was in need of a lawyer, but not just ANY lawyer - she needed the best she could find. Her husband was suing her for divorce and if he won she would lose everything, including their daughter. She comes to Thomas as a referral from another law firm and finds he is well worth his fee!

When the twins, Maddy and Matt, start to explore their sexuality together their big sister feels that she has to step in.

On a trip to London, he is approached by one of the flight attendants with a very delicious offer - she and her fellow flight attendant friend want to join the Mile High Club... with his assistance!