Masturbation Stories

In 1931, as the Great Slump threatens their elegant Swanage guesthouse, Lakmé Crawford hatches a scandalous plan: offer private “educational holidays” to bashful young gentlemen of means. With her husband’s reluctant blessing, the confident 51-year-old becomes tutor in the arts of pleasure. Business flourishes — until a powerful client arrives with demands of his own. Witty, steamy, and deliciously improper.

A parody of the Harry Potter stories. Harry finds that Quidditch gives him rock star status with the ladies.

Cindy's obsession started when she met Mark and saw his adorable hoodie for the first time. Little did Mark know this playful woman would soon grow fixated on foreskin and learn as much as she can about foreskin. And she's very hands on.

He wasn’t planning on developing a specialty, but three unforgettable women sent him down a rabbit hole of fixation, and late-night cravings. From a bar bathroom to a hotel sky-suite to a backyard barbecue, this is the story of one man’s obsession with "Dining at the Y". Contains bonus music track (details in authors end-note).

Widowed for 20 years, Amanda finds her sex life renewed by a young admirer.

She is invited to go to her boyfriend's family cabin one fall day to prep it for winter. She'd heard so much about the cabin she couldn't wait to go...

Carol couldn’t remember how many times she struck out in her search for a husband. After coming home from a particularly unusual date, her eighteen-year-old son suddenly starts hitting home runs with her. How could something like this happen?

Heck Johnson has always been one of the good ole boys since before high school. Now he's the assistant manager of his Uncle Bud's Ace Hard Ware and Sporting Goods store. Heck's about to bust upon the social scene in a big way, when news gets out about his reputation as a stud.

When fourteen-year-old Ellie finds porn on her big sister's computer she's surprised, but it's the topics that are the real shocker.