After a five-year absence and learning of her ex-husbands death, Bette moves back to town to live with her son and brother-in-law. Bette and the Uncle get it on together and decide that they want to get married. A love triangle grows between Bette, her son & the uncle and the three of them live 'together' as a threesome happily ever after.
Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.
When Anya gets depressed that her parents seem to be breaking up comfort comes from an unexpected direction: her little brother. When they end up alone in a cabin in the woods he just keeps on impressing her.