Heterosexual Stories

James sat in Ten Forward, listening as Crusher and Troi lamented the polywater incident and how no one had fucked either of them. He sighed, gutted that he’d missed out—his job so lowly he hadn’t even realized it was happening. Had he known, he would’ve fucked them both and married Troi. Q, eavesdropping, materialized to make James’s wish cum true. Not edited by Steven, he's busy working on the New World!

A young couple really knows how to enjoy room service, even when there isn't any. Illustrated.

It is Valentine's Day and Ken is on time. He has booked a romantic table for two at Lydia's favourite restaurant. Not only is it their 10th wedding anniversary, but 15 years since their very first date at this very table. He sets a bottle gift bag between her knife and fork, containing a tin can (10th means tin or aluminium bepending on your side of the pond) and leans a large white card envelope against it. He gets a text, she's running late. She's been running late for quite a while now…

A Jason Chronicles Story
After Jill and Randy play at her house, Jason plays with Donna and then with Jill at the ‘public’ dungeon.

Another parody of the TV show - this time with another character introduced!

A college student gets drunk at a bar and goes to pee in the alley, something that would alter her life forever

The kids have been through some trauma, and there's something which can be done about that. Not anything LEGAL, but hey. -- I'm numbering them so that they will be listed in chronological order. Every now and then I might stick something in that happened before something else.

Randi’s uncles compete to see who can push her the furthest sexually. Her aunts get involved. Her parents hope that against all odds Randi learns from her mistakes. Fix-it fanfic of a Phil Phantom story.