A Live from the Game Story Watching a baseball game can be hazardous to your marriage, particularly when your wife is shown on the jumbotron with some other guy.
Sarah (and then one of Sarah's friends) are introduced to a variety of pleasures by Sarah's older brother and one of his friends. It was originally split into four "books" but I have combined them here. This is one of my favorite stories that I got from the early internet (probably even before the web existed in the wild). I couldn't find it online when I looked so I thought I would share it here for others to enjoy. If this is your story, please let me know and I can take it down.
I wasn't athletic enough to play on any teams in high school, but I wanted to participate by being a volunteer equipment manager, maybe for the football or basketball team. When I asked our athletic director, he told me the team that really needed help was the girls' volleyball team. When I seemed reluctant, he said two words that convinced me, "Volleyball shorts."
Galen's employers provide such equipment as they deem necessary to enable him to perform his duties. One day, while attempting to get an early start on a service call in Savannah, Georgia, he had the misfortune (or great luck, depending on your viewpoint) to have some of that equipment fail. This is the story of what happened as a result of that failure.