This is just silly. But sometimes that's just what you need.[quote]Lucinda found herself back on the grassy verge near the river, flat on her back, legs wrapped securely about Buddy's frantically pumping torso.[/quote]
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
A Uncle George: Adventures in the Philippines Story This is an alternate, slightly more plausible version of "Please Uncle George" The two main girls have the same name, but different personalities. In fact, pretty much everything is different.
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Isobel goes to assist a remote village, who hold a tenuous peace with the goblin horde that lives nearby. But Isobel's diplomatic methods have never been traditional, and her paladin companion doesn't like the look of the town's new mayor. What could go wrong? A fantasy heist story with magic, monsterfucking, group sex, and a few surprises to boot.