Harry finds a note under his chair, informing him that his teacher loves sucking cock. When he asks her about it after class, she assures him that yes, she does love sucking cock. She loves sucking cock very much.
Classy Conversions "Damn it, I am almost Tenured!" Those were the first words out of Nancy's mouth when she opened the envelope. Academics always feel that they are socially too important to be served on a plate. Only the assistant Chair of Women's studies isn't that important. So she is told to "Get your affairs in order and report. Heck, maybe you can write a book about the experience."
If you have not read Classy Conversions, you wont' get a lot out of this post.
Sarah thinks she’s saving her daughter from a porn shoot, but seeing another mom fearlessly cross the line ignites a competitive streak she can’t control. Instead of leaving, she drops her sensible slacks to prove to the photographer and her stunned teenager that a real MILF does it better.
Charlie walks under a piano being swung into a 3rd floor window on his way to pick up his pension, paper and a bottle of milk, and wakes up standing on a cloud in front of the Pearly Gates. But accessing the Afterlife is not as as easy as it was, first you need a Password.... [an irreverent look at the serious business of death, afterlife and the dangers of messing about with "if it works...."