This is a knock off of Twilight, though with better humor. Human girl moves to small town in Montana, goes to school and meets the Vampires. They fall for each other, after a bit of annoyance on both sides. Other Vampires appear and things go bad. They run, bad things happen, she's rescued and all is kind of well.
A Simon and Trudi Story Simon gets a shock when Sandra invites him for lunch to discuss Trudi's behaviour, though victory is unexpectedly snatched from the jaws of catostrophe. Meanwhile, lessons with Trudi continue to be diverting, especially when she asks if Simon might be interested in tutoring her best friend Jemma... NB: no sex but coded because of there being plenty of teenaged nudity.
Patrick Ainsworth, seeking adventure, plans to leave Ainsworth Castle and sail to America with Captain Turnbull. Penelope Summerfield, in love with Patrick, tries to persuade him to stay, but he remains resolute. Jeffrey, Patrick’s brother, reveals his feelings for Penelope, complicating the situation.
A Story in the The Ministry of Sexual Gratification Universe
Mr. Cooper is a masseur for a girl's prep school. His job: to give the naked girls regular massages after their PE class, and erotic massages as well in the evenings. After they lose their virginity, they're finally allowed to fuck him. His skills bring attention at the Palace, where the Courtesan Prime, once one of his students and now the King's top mistress, lets him deflower one of the girls, and then treats him to the most astounding sex of his life.
Young man and young woman come together in the mountains while trying to recover from personal disappointments. They go their separate ways then come back together later to operate a business they had dreamed about for years.
A young man finds he has the ability to read the emotions of those around him. Soon, his abilities begin to change, to grow, and he finds himself with frightening new abilities. When he takes his girlfriend as a slave by mistake, his whole world is turned upside down.