This is an inspiration from watching a live performance of The Old Gods of Appalachia recently, trying to capture the haunting spirit of the tales - but with an erotic twist. Throw in a little bit of Douglas Adams, but with the usual hackish writing style of myself and you have what I hope to turn into an epic story
You're a young man coerced into sex with a forty-something convenience store clerk only to discover she's your tightly wound middle-class mother's volatile, hard-living ex-girlfriend. You are a sex toy they're using to torment each other.
Classic ENF/CMNF - Mom takes her two daughter to the ER after they end up covered in dirty words and erotic art, bound, hands glued to butt cheeks, and a carrot shoved up their asses. She insists they remain naked since that's how they were dropped off from the frat party, and wait until the last person with a legitimate medical issue is treated. It's a short 2 part story -illustrated.