Chapter 23

As soon as I realized that the movie hadn’t resumed, I recalled something else. I had the power to grant immunity and healing for HIV and STDs, and I hadn’t used it yet in the theater, though I had in other places. I needed to act and fast. I could resume the date when I had taken care of this urgent matter and fast, given that without my action, people could get infected and fast. I had forgotten that not all of the world was immune or healed. This gave me a very good idea, at least in my view.

“Feng, my love, gather everyone from the other rooms into the central lobby. This shouldn’t take too long. Even get the ticket counter clerk there. We can and will resume the film afterward. If you recall, I never immunized anyone in that last orgy from STDs, HIV, and the like. It needs to be done, so no one goes home infected. In fact, I plan to do a quick broadcast that once viral would ironically heal everyone who hears or watches it of all such diseases. This should also increase my popularity and people’s faith in my gifts of prophecy,” I noted, walking toward the central lobby while Feng collected everyone possible.

“Listen up and be sure to record this! Everyone who hears my voice, whether live or recorded, and has either AIDS, HIV, or any other sexually transmitted disease shall be healed of it, and anyone who does not have those conditions, but who hears my voice, shall be immune to them. The scourge of HIV, AIDS, and all other social diseases is OVER! No longer shall anyone have to suffer or endure such things! This is but one of the many gifts granted to me as a true Prophet of Heaven, the High Priest and Prophet of the Church of the New Era.

“I am the true Voice and Hand of Heaven, and indeed, I am the One commissioned for this role, this purpose, this time upon Earth. I... , “ I continued until cut off by the Orbs’ return, which endowed me with a kind of shining glory about my presence.

“We do not interrupt for long, but to say this. As from this day, the Reverend Jack Saunders, Our True and Latest Prophet, the High Priest of the Church of the New Era, shall be ageless and able to stop and reverse aging, as well as heal and cure all and sundry persons of their diseases, whatsoever they may be. He already can heal of HIV, STDs, AIDS, and render people immune, as well as bless people with fertility, but we cannot and must not extend this immunity to all diseases to everyone, for to do so would cause the population of Earth to inflate to the point that many would starve and the ecosystem would collapse. Jack can heal you of the measles, but there is no guarantee that you will not develop chicken pox the next day. Only those deemed worthy and selected by Jack and his chief consort shall be immune to all of the other diseases, and only in such ways as they shall decree.

“As from this day, we also declare Jack to be the Hierophant, and encourage him to take many wives, though only one may be the High Priestess and Prophetess, and thus share with him the power to heal, to make fertile, to end or reverse aging, and to make immune. We already know his true heart, so we know who she shall be, but we leave it to him to determine this in practice. Also, be aware that we will not speak directly to humanity ever again, except to Jack, and that any message which comes from him originated with us. If and when he should publish a canon of Holy Writ, it shall be blessed by us and whatever he says, he speaks on our behalf. Listen to him as you would listen to us. He alone is our Highest Priest of all, the Greatest Prophet who ever lived or walked upon this Earth.

“As from this day, consider him to be adopted as Our True Son, for we have no flesh and blood, but are spirits. All existing religions have kernels of truth and are practiced by honest men and women, so will not be punished for such, only for their abuses. Even so, only the Church of the New Era is currently headed by the Hierophant, the true Prophet of Heaven! We shall give him many other powers, gifts, and miracles, many signs of his power and authority from on High, even the power to curse men and women who have earned his wrath and judgment. Therefore, hear ye Him!” the Orbs insisted, making it quite clear that I had divine favor.

As I was still somewhat transfigured, all could only hear me right then, rather than see me, as I declared, “See, I have been endowed with true power and authority from Heaven itself, I alone having its Mandate! Behold, the miracle of healing, for anyone in this room shall be healed of all diseases which they may retain, whether congenital, terminal, or anything else! Behold, also, I gift to my first wife, my beloved Jeanette, my sweet, lovely Jen, the powers of the High Priestess and Prophetess which are hers by right of being my first bride, my greatest consort of all. She shall now share with me the power to heal, to make fertile, to end or reverse aging, and to make immune.

“Now, as my first gift to you, as from this moment, everyone on Earth is hypersexual, omnisexual, and promiscuous to the core. Also, every woman on Earth who can will mail me her underwear if practical, as soon as it can be reasonably arranged. All of it, with every phone number of theirs written on them if they have any! No postal or parcel service will charge her for this, either! None of you will put bombs or poisons or anything else dangerous in them, nor will anyone else. Just panties, especially if you recently creamed yourselves. If you did, don’t wash the panties first. Just send them. Also, ladies should feel free to use each other for hand bras instead of regular ones if they prefer.

“Now, many of you might well resist your enhanced carnal urges, but many will not, resulting in a lot more public sex, too, I imagine! Also, if you’re listening to me now, know this. Incest is perfectly natural and healthy! If you have congenital defects as a result of consanguinity, I can heal them, too! Also, if you’re transgender, close your eyes and your transition will go as far as you wish it to go toward completion, no further than that. Also, anyone who wishes to become a futa has this one moment, this once in a lifetime opportunity to become exactly that!

“I hereby declare today International Handbra Day, in honor and celebration of which, women shall wear no bra save handbras. You can provide yourselves handbras or let someone else do so for you, regardless of your relationship to that part. Also, from this moment, I hereby reset the physiological age on all adult women to eighteen. That is to say, any woman who is older than eighteen in terms of cellular regeneration and appearance shall now be youthened until she reaches that age in terms of physiology and anatomy. This also applies to any futas over the age of eighteen. I don’t care, gentlemen, if you’re seventy-five now. Your wife will now have the body of an eighteen year old.

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a movie to finish watching for now, with my lovely date here,” I chuckled as people screamed in reaction to all of these much younger female bodies now apparent.

“That will put the plastic surgeons out of work for a while,” Feng giggled as I took her hand and we returned to the auditorium to complete our movie date.

“Or keep them busy with men trying to catch up. I don’t know if the men will bless or curse me for making their wives and girlfriends so much younger. It won’t affect gay couples at all, but lesbian ones will definitely have it nicer. Viagra sales should now reach the stratosphere from all of those men eager to keep up with their wives sexually. To say nothing of emergency rooms from men having heart attacks during sex, not all of them with their wives, either. I’ve already made everyone insatiable, anyway,” I chuckled, adding, “there’s worse ways to go, a lot worse, right?”

“Oh, Master, this is going to be great! People walking around, giving each other handbras, women so much younger, men desperate to keep up. I suppose that a lot of men will be eager to do whatever it takes to become younger, won’t they? And then?” Feng probed.

“Then they’ll do as I say out of a desire to be younger and more fit, while the women will be so grateful that they’ll do whatever I wish, anyway. That wasn’t my principle reason for not youthening the men, of course. It’s not out of a loathing for my own sex. It’s actually quite simple, my logic that is. Old men, especially old, rich, white men, are in charge of many of the power structures in the world. I need them to die off and quickly, so that either they are replaced by men and women of my preference, or else the institutions that they head die out.