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Shag The Veep, Save The World - An Earth Day Al-Gore-Y
by Marsh Alien
Copyright© 2008 by Marsh Alien
Humor Story: A French nun familiar with astrophysics, global warming, and the predictions of Nostradamus? An American teenager who learns that she can save the world from environmental disaster only by sleeping with a former vice president? <br><i>So, uh, Marsh. You might want to look into having those meds adjusted. Just saying.</i>
Tags: Ma/Fa Drunk/Drugged Celebrity Humor
CAUTION: This story depicts sexual activity with former Vice President Albert Gore, Jr and his wife Tippy. Tipper. Whatever. What are you, a frickin' reporter? Anyway, it may be inappropriate for children under the age of 14. For that matter, it may be inappropriate for children of any age, as well as for adults with weak hearts or stomachs. Should you decide to read further anyway, side effects may include nausea, vomiting, uncontrollable shuddering, having your face freeze in the likeness of Edward Munch's "The Scream," dyspepsia, bad breath, chiggers, warts and in rare cases a coma leading to death. According to both law students I consulted, I cannot be held responsible for any of this. Still, they did suggest I warn you in advance.
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