Sam

Before you read this, I should warn you that it is pretty graphic. Nothing really gross or over-the-top, but some seriously kinky stuff anyway, at least I thought so at the time. Just so you know. I should also stress that the places, characters, and events depicted are all fictional and have no relation to real people whatsoever. Actually, it's all true, but they tell me I have to have a disclaimer, so there it is.

I wrote this down to try to work out some 'issues' I had. You'll see what kind as you read it. It's kind of my diary and I never actually intended to publish it, but someone keeps telling me I should, so maybe this will shut her up.

Oh, I should also mention that it's darn long. I don't really know how many pieces or parts or chapters this will be once I get it broken down to post, but the whole thing is the size of a fairly long novel. If you're not into long stories, I understand. Just don't complain about it, because I swear I deleted a whole bunch of stuff that probably would have made it twice as long.