The best blow job I ever got was when I blackmailed a married woman. She was also the first woman I ever fucked in the ass, but there was no blackmail involved in that, no sir re-bob, she begged me for that. It all started because I am a porn junkie and I have a good memory. I spend a lot of my free time on the Net cruising the porn sites and one of my favorites is RedClouds, the explicit photo section of VoyuerWeb.com. I like it because it is all amateur and has very little in the way of professional models. The photos are changed daily and so I go there almost every day.

I was sitting in McDonalds during lunch one day when I saw a woman come in. She had five kids with her, ranging in age from eleven to about five, two of them obviously twins, and as I sat there munching on a Big Mac and fries I was thinking that she looked familiar. She turned to say something to one of the kids and as soon as I saw her profile I knew where I had seen her - on RedClouds! In fact, I had seen her several times on RedClouds, the most recent being only three days ago. It was a series of pictures that showed her playing with her tits, sucking a cock, with the final picture being a shot of her with cum all over her face. She had a gorgeous face, long brown hair that hung down to the middle of her back and her tits were 40DD's. The way almost all of her photos were cropped before she or her old man sent them in you never got to see all of her and there was a reason for that - there was a lot of her to see! She had to be a good sixty to seventy ponds overweight, but because of the face and the tits you didn't notice it right away. I remembered how that beautiful face looked with her lips wrapped around a cock and it gave me a hard on. I wondered what her face would look like with my cock stuck in it and, being the asshole that I am, I decided to see if I couldn't make it happen.

I went out into the parking lot, got in my car and waited. She came out, spent about five minutes getting all her kids tied down in her mini van and then pulled out of the lot with me right behind. I hoped she would be going right home, but no such luck. I followed her to a Safeway and then to a Toys R Us. While waiting outside Toys R Us I called work on my cell phone and told them some urgent personal business had come up that I had to take care of and would have to take the rest of the afternoon off. I wasn't lying - my dick had 'come up' and I needed to take care of it. She finally pulled up in front of a house around two o'clock and I parked down the block and waited to make sure that she wasn't just dropping off the kids. Once I was fairly certain that she was home I raced home, fired up the computer, and downloaded her most recent set of photos and the raced back to her place. I rang the doorbell and while I was waiting for some one to come I took a quick look in the mail box and was lucky enough to find that she hadn't picked up her mail yet. The names on her photo spread were "Hot Hunny" and "Hot Hunny's Hubby" but according to the mail in the box they were Mr. and Mrs. Algernon Murphy and she was Mary Ellen Murphy.

The oldest kid finally came to the door and I asked for his mother. He hurried away and a minute later she came to the door and cut right to the chase, "I'm sorry, but I don't deal with solicitors" and she turned to walk away.

"You might want to deal with me Mrs. Hot Hunny" and she stopped dead in her tracks and turned back to me. Her face had gone pale and she said, "Who are you and what do you want?"

I smiled at her and said, "Let's just say I am a Hot Hunny fan and I want to help her keep her friends and neighbors from finding out about her. I would suggest you let me in so we can talk about it in private, unless of course you don't mind your neighbors hearing what I have to say."

She looked out the door and saw one neighbor washing his car in the driveway and another trimming some bushes, both close enough to hear me if I raised my voice just a tad. She looked from them back to me and then she opened the door and let me inside. She led me into the kitchen and we sat down at the table and then she asked, "What do you want?"

I opened the folder that I had in my hand, leafed through the photos in it and took out the one I wanted.

"They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this one says it all" and I handed her the picture. It was a photo of her sucking Hot Hunny's Hubby's cock. She looked at me, "You can't be serious?"

I smiled and said, "Oh but I am. If I don't get one of those right now I am going to post these photos" and I held up the folder, "on every flat surface in the neighborhood. By this time tomorrow your neighbors will know all about you. Just to make sure I'll put copies in every mail box for a two block radius."

She had her elbows on the table and her head in her hands, "Oh God, I warned Al that this would happen, that someone would recognize me." She looked up at me, "I can't do that. I'm not that kind of woman. I can only do that with my husband."

I shrugged and said, "Okay. I'm sure your neighbors will understand" and I started to get up.

"Wait" she said, "You aren't really going to post those, are you?"

"Of course I am. What good is a blackmail threat if you aren't going to follow through on it."

"If my husband finds out he'll kill me."

I shrugged, "Then don't let him find out."

"But what about my kids?"

"Honey, they can watch for all I care. All I want is a blow job a day for five days and then you won't see or hear from me again, but I want the first one right now."

"Please don't make me do this."

"It's your choice Mrs. Hot Hunny" and I started to get up.

"Wait. Where are you going?"

"To post some pictures" and I headed for the door.

"Wait, wait, don't go. Okay, I'll do it, but I have to do something with the kids."

She left the room and I heard her go out the front door. She was back in a couple of minutes and grabbed the kids and took them somewhere. She was back in five minutes, "Can we do this in the bedroom?"

I nodded and got up to follow her. In the bedroom she turned to me and asked, "What do I do?"

I grinned and said, "In the pictures you looked like you were enjoying yourself while you sucked that cock. That's what I want - the best blow job you can give and I want to play with your tits while you're doing it."

She gave me a long look and then she took off her blouse and bra and let her tits fall free. While she was doing that I dropped my pants and under shorts and let my already hard cock spring out. She took a look at it and then she reached for it. Hot Hunny was a different person in the bedroom. In the kitchen she had been a hesitant, frightened woman but in the bedroom she was an aggressive, take charge woman. She pushed me back on her bed and cupped my balls in her hand. "Are you going to cum in my mouth?"

I nodded a yes and she gave me a wicked grin, "Good" and then she swallowed my cock. I'd had blow jobs before, in fact I'd had some damn good blow jobs before, but Hot Hunny gave a blow job that was spectacular. Her tongue never stopped moving, her hands played with my balls, a finger teased my ass and for the very first time in my life I was deep-throated - she swallowed every inch of me! Her husband was one lucky SOB if he got blow jobs like that all the time. While she was sucking my cock I was playing with her huge tits, pinching and squeezing her nipples and rolling them between my fingers. Apparently she had very sensitive nipples because she started to moan. Nothing is as erotic as listening to a woman moan while she has your dick in her mouth so I started working harder on her tits.

It was a mistake!

Where she had been taking her time to give me leisurely blow job, now she went after me in a frenzy and was trying hard to get me off quickly and being entirely too successful at it. I didn't tell her I was ready to cum, but she somehow sensed it and just as I was about to let go she shoved her finger in my ass and I arched up off the bed driving my cock deep in her mouth and blew my wad. I sank back down on the bed, but she never took her mouth off of my cock. She licked, sucked, swallowed and nursed on it until it began to get life again. She took her mouth off me and got off the bed and then she took off her dress and under pants.

"You have to fuck me now. You got me hot and now you have to take care of me, you have to get me off."

Now that wasn't part of the deal. I believe I already mentioned that she was a tad overweight? Well, it didn't look as bad covered up as it looked uncovered. I had no interest in fucking her - none at all! But before I could say anything she said, "My husband had a vasectomy and I don't have any protection so you will have to fuck my ass."

As she was talking she was getting on the bed on her hands and knees and I had to admit that she wasn't so repulsive when you were behind her and not able to see her huge belly. Also there was the fact that I had never tried anal sex before. While I was trying to make up my mind she began begging me to hurry, "Please, please hurry and fuck me. I need it, I need it bad."

I couldn't resist being a smartass, "But what about your husband? What if he wants you when he gets home? Won't he notice I've been there?"

I almost laughed when she said, "Fuck him. He isn't here, you are. Fuck my ass, please hurry and fuck me."

What the hell. Her ass was right in front of me and my dick was hard so I moved behind her.

"My pussy is really wet so put it in my pussy first and get some lube on it" and so I shoved my pole right into her cunt and started fucking her. She started moaning and pushing back at me, "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, oh god that feels good."