Life had been good for Wario. Ever a greedy little monster his lust for treasures knew no end. But when he found the fabled Philosopher’s Stone that could change lead to gold, even a one track minded idiot like him knew he had made it big. It wasn’t long before he was the richest man on the whole planet.

But all that power in the hands of such a simple man, he only cared about one thing. Getting bling and bitches. Naturally that meant he was big in the club business.

He was dressed up like a king himself, sitting in the back of his biggest club located in the heart of the Mushroom Kingdom. There was no shortage of Koopa’s and Toad’s hanging out, flirting with the bunny girls, they also being either Koopa bitches or Toad ladies. The Koopa’s all liked to have their hands with the Toad ladies, while the Toad guys got real freaky with the Koopa bitches. Here in this den of depravity, they could get as freaky as they liked, exploring all the weird differences on each other’s bodies. Even Birdo had a fair share of admirers, and it wasn’t long before a whole crowd of horny idiots were lined up to rail that ass and that egg hole.

And even a power hungry bastard like Wario had rules. Namely that all of his enemies and competitors, from Mario and Luigi to Captain Syrup and Bowser were not invited. The last one especially took offense to that and prepared to wage war on the strange man. But after Wario had bought off King K. Rool, it was enough to make the big bad turtle back off. Bowser and Mario wouldn’t team up with someone like Donkey Kong and the only reason they ever teamed up to start with was from Smithy to Fawful, other enemies stealing King Koopa’s castle. Neither of them would admit they were that butthurt over a club rejection to actually team up again. His position was set.

He sat back enjoying himself in the back of the club, dressed up in a suit and tie like the boss he was. He was watching K. Rool now calling himself Ice Kold K. Rool dressed up in a pimp outfit, top hat, suit, cane and all, getting his scaly scout getting twerked all over by a Koopa bitch and a Toad lady, having to hold himself back from getting a double meal of raw turtle and shrooms. Both of them topless, their big tits were jiggling away inches from his face and he had a mind to join in. But then he noticed two newcomers had popped up through the main doors. Two pretty princesses. Peach and Daisy. He never thought he’d see them pop up in his personal den. He smiled one of his wild toothy grins and got a chub in his pants.

And they were looking hot too. Peach being such a sophisticated lady came dressed up in a hot pink sparkling sleeveless dress coming down to a long flowing skirt slitted at the side, teasing her lovely legs coated in nylons. Long sparkling gloves that came up to her forearms too with her long blonde hair pulled back into a sophisticated ponytail, she did indeed look like a royal. She wore a long fur scarf around her shoulders but at all the men cheering her on, she smiled bashfully and lowered it, revealing that her dress revealed all of her bare shoulders and even her collarbone, it accentuated her ample cleavage. That got them even louder.

Daisy was more risque. Her hair wasn’t so bad, bound up in two side buns, but she had come along in an orange mini-cheongsam with gold designs of power stars all over it rendered in an ukiyo-e style. The whole thing clung to her body, not only showcasing her fine figure but also had on a dangerously short skirt that showed so much of her legs, coming short of showing her panties underneath. Worst of all was that the front had a small window to her inner cleavage, the sight of her inner cleavage and her shapely bosom in that tight dress was too mouthwatering to resist. He couldn’t look away.

Not to mention that they were walking straight towards him. K. Rool could have his bitches. He knew exactly what he wanted.

Standing up, the bulge in his pants was bigger than ever. Walking on over to him with his arms held out, he said, “Welcome to Wario Club!”

Both ladies were dressed to impress. But Peach was more tasteful about it. Naturally she smiled and said, “I like the place. I just wanted to say thank you for opening up here. With Bowser and Mario all angry about it, for once I’m not getting kidnapped!”

“Well I’m not so happy,” pouted Daisy. “Your place has attracted a lot of trouble! There are Koopa’s all over the place, staring at my ass and looking all over at me. I’m even worried that Bowser might kidnap me instead! And I love Luigi, I know he’ll come for me, but in the end he’s just a sidekick. Mario won’t be helping him out in that adventure, he’ll be all on his own.”

Even a one track mind like Wario didn’t miss a beat. “Why did you come dressed like that, eh?”

Peach giggled and Daisy blushed. “Well, it’s the dress code, right? I figured I’d be thrown out if I didn’t,” she said, putting her hands on her hips and leaning forward.

Wario didn’t pay attention a word she said. All he could focus on was her tits. Getting angry, Daisy just folded her arms.

Peach had no such reservations. “Well I know how to show my gratitude,” she said, throwing that fur scarf aside. He licked his lips seeing her no longer teasing her beauty but baring herself to all the men there. Walking straight on over to Wario, her heels clacking with every step she took, it was the way she walked. Even guys who were currently occupied had to turn and behold the quick sassy verve in how she advanced at Wario. Putting her hands on his shoulders, she pushed him right back down into his chair. Chuckling, he let this play out exactly the way he wanted to.

Their faces were inches away from each other. “I love a man with power,” she said in a hushed whisper, breathing huskily on his face. Her luscious lips adorned in coral pink lipstick and her deep blue eyes spoke so deeply of her intentions. He was already hard in his pants but now his dick felt like it was going to burst at the seams.

Then she kissed him. She was fierce from the beginning, pushing her tongue right into his mouth and he was all too happy to reciprocate, giving it right back to her. Her lips coated in that gloss tasted so good and with how soft and full they were, the way they were rubbing up on his mouth, it was like he was getting him a mouthful of some cotton candy. Leaning over and ass bent up in the air, there wasn’t a guy there who didn’t envy Wario.

While they were sucking face he fondled her full breasts coming close to spilling out of her dress. Grabbing his thick meaty wrists, she finished the task and yanked down, exposing her naked breasts. Chuckling to himself, Wario fondled her big fluffy breasts while continuing to suck face with her.

Daisy held her arms and looked away. It was so awkward, and she also wanted to keep herself from getting turned on. But something caught her attention, it was Ice Kold K. Rool staring at her. The vicious Kremling’s funny eye was bulging out of it’s socket as he looked at her, and even as his face was getting twerked on by two bitches, he was thumping his pimp cane up and down while looking at her. Daisy didn’t want to end up as a meal for this guy.

Feeling sassy, she smiled at K. Rool as if she was going to take him up on it. Then she flipped him off and winked right after. If he had a problem with that, she’d find one of the big objects hanging around, like one of the ice statues hanging around and break it over his head, she heard for such a big guy that he was pretty fragile, barrels and cannon balls, and sometimes you could even just jump on his noggin. She looked over at the other two, they were still going at it.

Wario and Peach broke their kiss. His mouth was numb, it was like he had gotten his face vacuumed off and he loved it. “I’ve never thanked Mario like that,” she said. Her lipstick was smudged and she purred seductively like the sex kitten she was. Wario licked his lips and was in the mood for more. Fondling her naked breasts, her eyes rolled up to the back of her skull and she moaned deeply. As she was enjoying herself, her ass was sticking up in the air. Very vulnerable.

And a certain other princess knew when to strike. She slapped Peach right in her derriere, making her jump. Looking back at her, Daisy knew that she came dressed to impress. But now she could only think Peach looked like a trashy little whore. Before she could say anything, Daisy pushed her out of the way.

Sauntering on over to Wario, Daisy sat on his lap. Peach was a minx but the little monster didn’t mind having himself a new plaything. Feeling even more naughty, she looked right over at K. Rool, intent on making him feel like a loser. Eager to keep Wario’s attention, Daisy gyrated her ass on the lump in his pants while holding his big shoulders. Getting a mouthful of Peach was great, but no guy could turn down a lap dance.

She was keeping his attention, riding that dick. The short skirt of her dress rode right on up and her big ass spilled out, riding right all over the boner in his pants. he couldn’t look away from her inner cleavage bulging out in her dress. After getting himself a handful of Peach’s naked hooters, he was ready to get himself a face full of more tits.