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Oh, The Sex I've Seen!

Copyright© 2003 by Arthur Kay

Part 1

Erotica Sex Story: Part 1 - True snippets and vignettes from a lifetime of doing the naughty. From subway car sex to a naked man in a Christmas tree to the world's best poker game, these real-life tales will tickle your funny bone - you know, the thing that swings between your knees. Enjoy!

Caution: This Erotica Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   Mult   Consensual   Romantic   Rape   Heterosexual   True Story   Humor   Interracial   Oral Sex  

Subway tale #1.

THE SUBWAY during rush hour. It's crowded, crowded. Cheek to jowl all the way, sardine-like, with some people having fetid breath, some, mercifully not. If your hand is down by your side, it's almost impossible, or at least hard work, to bring it up and scratch your nose without exploring someone else's body along the way. Got the picture?

I've never been the subway groper type, but my hand has, joyfully, ended up at times, tightly pressed into some woman's ass cheeks. Or her crotch! For the 45 minutes the trip usually took.

One time, I was pushed up against an attractive woman, my front to her back, her ass cheeks straddling my crotch area. Neither of us could move an inch. I don't know if she knew it or not, but I had a fierce boner the whole trip, which, it turned out, took two fucking hours--they had trouble on the track ahead. I didn't complain a whit! Or even consider writing a letter to the transit authority.

It's was amazing how nice it felt during the jolting, side-to-side rocking motions of the train as it rushed along the track, my dick buried between her cheeks. I was glad when the train stopped dead in its tracks for an hour and a half. The time allowed the stain on my dark trousers to dry!

On another trip, I felt a young woman's hand pressed against my crotch. Nice. Especially when she looked at me and grinned! I grinned back, idiot-like, my pecker stirring a tad, but still basically on the limp side.

Then she started playing with it! Squeezing it and stroking it. Christ, I thought, I hope it's her and not the guy next to us! I moved my hand, which was along my side, into my front area and found the hand. I traced the arm a bit, and felt relieved when it was obvious whose it was. I relaxed and let her have her way with me. I had 45 minutes to cum. Plenty of time.

Then she scared me! I felt her pull my zipper down and push her hand into my pants, going into my shorts, and seeking me out. She wanted to feel it in the flesh. This may sound great, but I had a bad scenario flash through my mind. What if she had a straight razor and wanted to lop me off? Her way of saying all men are pigs, so there.

Irrational? Sure. But strange shit happens, Jack. So, with a "better to be safe than sorry" attitude in my head, I found her other hand. Just to make sure it was empty of any sharp instrument.

It was, so I relaxed again, but held the hand--just as an added safety measure. She not only jerked me off but, when I came, she took the hand I was holding, yanked it free, and placed it over my spurting cock head. How she knew when to do that, I don't know. She just knew.

She then worked the hand, now a fist, up to her face and licked her fingers clean. I could smell my cum on her fingers, and I didn't give a shit if the guy next to us could, too!

Fini!


Subway tale #2.

DIFFERENT WOMAN, similar scenario, but minus the hand job. She got on halfway through my trip and was crushed into me, the back of her hand jammed into my crotch. I had a funny feeling she had aimed it there. Because, just before we were smashed together, she dropped the hand down from her waist area, as if it would feel better to her against my trousers. It sure as shit felt better to me!

Four or five stops later, she pushed herself in the direction of the doors. Her stop was here. As she moved away from me, she took hold of my suit jacket sleeve, around the cuff area, and pulled me along with her, as if signaling me to get off, too. I followed, curious, and horny. So, I'd be late for work? So what?

We got off the train, her hand still firmly holding my suit sleeve, and she pulled me to the left. Everyone else was going to the right, toward the exit.

The left side of the station was deserted of people, and all I saw, far down at the end, was a phone booth. We went right to it, not saying even a word.

She sat on the little seat and I squeezed in and stood before her. She unzipped me, took my cock out, and started sucking me off. Sucking like a champ, and deep throating me, right there in the station.

I felt a little twinge of pressure come over me when I realized a new train could come in at any moment. And we could, or would, be seen by people in the forwardmost car, which also housed the engineer. But I said screw it to myself. If they see, they see.

For the first time, I took a good long look at her face. She was gorgeous. Blond hair, cropped close to her head, topping a strikingly beautiful face. I guessed her age around 20. It was then that I saw the gold wedding band on the finger of the hand that held my cock's base. Naughty wife.

I came in her mouth, and she swallowed. She put my dick back and zipped me up. I was getting ready to introduce myself to her, and hopefully give her my work and home phone numbers, when she whispered, pushing me gently out of the booth and going past me, "Thanks, that was just great!" They were the first, and only words we had together.

Then she ran down the station toward the exit. I never saw her again, even though, every now and then, I waited 15 or 20 minutes on that very stop, hoping to catch sight of her. Which usually made me late for work...

Fini!


Subway tale #3.

NEW YEAR'S DAY, around 2:00 am. I was coming home from a party. The train wasn't crowded at all. In fact, the car I had stepped into had just me and two tipsy college girls, one blond, the other brunette, on one end, and a sleeping man on the other, as far from us as he could physically be on the car.

The girls, women really, were in a very good mood. They were giggling and twittering away. Everything seemed to strike them as funny. Even me, as I got on. The blond greeted me with, "Hi, bloke, care for a toke?" She held a joint out to me. This hit them as riotous, and they both laughed so hard they were bent over at the waist, and holding their guts. I felt dopey.

Well, the 45-minute wait for a train I had to endure at that late hour had taken the high off the wine I had imbibed, so I said sure, why not? I took one long hit and we were all immediate chums. Another hit and I was laughing just as hard as they were--at nothing at all. And at everything, even the silly sleeping man, who I told them, was my uncle Harry. This had them in stitches. Who says stand-up comedy is difficult?

They were from England, and were going to college here. At some point the blond, I think her name was Mary, turned the conversation around to sex. American men, she said, couldn't fuck worth a yam. Too quick, and never let a lady finish. The other one, the brunette, whose name I can't remember, echoed the sentiment. She referred to fucking American men as a zipless fuck. I had no idea what she meant, and I didn't both to ask her, but it sent Mary into laughing convulsions.

Then, to my utter amazement, Mary pointed to the empty conductor's booth, which are on every car, and said, "Why don't you show me, Arthur, how American men can fuck when their on a moving train?" Then she lifted her mini skirt and showed me her panties. They were solid black, so I couldn't really see shit, but I enjoyed the sight.

She grabbed my hand, yanked on it, and said, "C'mon, Clive, let's fuck!" A minute later, old Clive here was in her pussy, right there in the conductor's little booth. She standing, me behind her, her knickers down to her ankles, her mini pushed up her back, doing it doggy. With her girlfriend watching, and giggling to her heart's content.

With the effect of the grass upon me, I was too high to come. But she wasn't. In less than a few minutes, she was announcing her orgasm! With the words jolly good somewhere her comment. I was great, it seemed! Or maybe it was the train's motion. Mary didn't say.

She pulled herself off of me and said it was her friend's turn. Damn if her friend didn't come into the booth, drop her knickers, too, and offer her bare ass to me. And, being a good zipless American, I didn't refuse.

With Mary laughing like a hyena, and egging us on, and the effect of the weed, I had to concentrate real hard to cum. But I did. A lot. Or maybe it just seemed a lot. No, it was a lot, because it was dripping on the floor as she walked back to her seat.

As I left the booth, I noticed that the sleeping man had changed seats. He was sitting two rows over from the ladies and had a clear view of the inside of the conductor's booth. The fucker had seen it all, or most of it, anyway.

He hit on Carol, offering to fuck her, too, but it was obvious to anyone he was wasted. We joked him around until my stop came up. The two women, not wanting to be left on the empty train alone with him, got off with me. Four stops too early for them. I waited with them--for who knows how long?--until another train pulled in.

I gave them my phone number, but they never called. Alas. I guess they had sobered up in the morning. Or something...

Fini!


Richard Does the Naughty, Naughty!

RICHARD, I'll call him Dick, was a married, anal-retentive sort of guy. And always teaching and preaching to other people about how to live a good and decent life. A God-fearing sort. You know the type.

Well, one night, my friend Les had plans to go out catting from bar to bar, looking to get lucky. Dick asked if he could tag along, which surprised the shit out of us, but we let him.

We went to a place called Nemo's, where middle-aged women actually would hit on a young guy and offer to buy him drinks. A kind of role reversal place. And Les and I had gotten lucky there before, on more than one occasion.

On this particular night, however, Les and I got bubkiss! Nada! As if we had the plague. But Dick lucked out! Must have been his bright red beard. The woman wasn't great looking, as fortyish type women go, but she wasn't horrible, either. Had a great rack on her, and a bubble ass, all hardly hidden by the mini outfit she almost had on.

At midnight, we left Dick there and went home, defeated, dejected, and baffled. As we were leaving, Dick came up to me and asked if it was all right to use the office--if he got lucky. He didn't have to ask. He had a key to my office, and I didn't give a rat's ass in the matter. But I did appreciate his thoughtfulness.

3:00 a.m. The phone rings, waking me up. Dick! He's drunk as hell and stuttering, as he does when he gets as drunk as hell.

"C-c-c-can you b-b-b-b-ring me a pair of sh-sh-orts... and a p-p-pair of s-s-socks when you c-c-come in t-t-t-today?" Or something to that effect. I said sure, but when I started to pump him for more info, I heard a woman in the background calling to him. He hung up without even a quick goodbye! I went back to sleep, with visions of Dick and the lady fornicating in my office.

8:00 a.m. I open the office door and there's Dick, sleeping on the carpet, and as naked as a baby. The place is in shambles. Two office chairs overturned and pushed to the walls. The carpet, a 9' x 12' area rug, was peeled up on one end and was covering his legs--a makeshift blanket.

Papers from my reception/secretary's desk were scattered all over the floor. A wastebasket was overturned, its contents spilled out. A pair of red, lacy panties hung from a closet doorknob. Sticking out from under the closet's door was a black stocking.

As I listened to him snoring, I had this weird image pop into my head. He had strangled the lady, and had tossed her corpse into the closet! I was actually afraid to open it! Because, feeling a woman wouldn't leave the place without a stocking and her panties, she had to be somewhere. And I couldn't see her anywhere else in the small office.

I'll tell you, I held my breath when I opened that closet door. I half expected a pair of bloodied legs to pop out. But, thankfully, she had left her garments behind. Or had he thrown her out the window?

My mind works funny at times. I actually opened the window and looked down into the courtyard, slightly expecting the worst. She wasn't there, thank you lord.

I turned and saw he was awake, and was yawning and belching, and scratching himself, just like most God-fearing men do under the given situation.

I said to him, "What the fuck happened here, Richard? I thought you strangled her and stuffed her into the closet!" I threw the stocking at him, wishing it were a hammer. He laughed, the idiot.

"Oh, man, we fucked all night! She's a maniac! She ripped my shorts offa me, and my socks. Ripped 'em! Right off me! Did you bring me some more?"

"Yeah, but what did you tell your wife?" I just had to know.

"I told here there was a truck overturned on the Jersey Turnpike and it had spilled gasoline all over the road, so they weren't letting anyone through."

"She buy that lame bullshit?"

"Yeah." I handed him the socks and underwear, and told him that he shouldn't use that excuse again for at least ten years. Twenty would be better! He nodded at me, as if he believed I wasn't funning around...

Fini!


Unrequited Puppy Lust!

I WAS AROUND 16, and my girlfriend Joyce was 15. Joyce wasn't beautiful. Far from it. She was small breasted, which didn't bother me in the least, but it seem to work on her mind a tad too much.

She had two canine-like teeth that hung down, fang-like, on both sides of her mouth that would make anyone think of Dracula, and a very pronounced overbite. She had nice long brown hair, but she kept it hidden in a scrawny looking ponytail most times. Although, there wasn't an ounce of extra fat on her, she complained, frequently, that her ankles were too thick. Women! In truth, however, the ankles were a tad on the thickish side.

But anyway, we were in love. Ho ho. Or in lust. Who knows? We had been having sex for over a year. From her blowing me to fucking, in positions that were new to us both, most of them inspired by a deck of French playing cards I managed to get my hands on. We even went as far as an anal attempt, which she didn't enjoy too much, so we only tried it the once. Who knew from lube? I had used good old and handy spit.

And then along came Albert. Fucking fat Albert.

Albert was in his early 20s, and worked at the school she and I attended. A handyman or something. He was, to me at least, porky looking, or, as most might say, on the portly side. I also thought he looked plain old fat. And what woman, I reasoned, would give him glance two?

He had a big, fat face, and a big sloppy gut that hung over the idiotic cowboy belts he always wore to keep his dingy, rarely-washed-looking denims up. If I sound a tad bitter, it's because I was at the time.

But, where I saw a big, old redneck slob, Joyce said Albert looked cuddly, like a big Teddy bear. Or, she also said, at the worst he was merely stocky. Ugh! Women! Their taste in men lives in their ass. But what the fuck do I know about it?

We were constantly bumping into him, and I know now it was no accident. He had the hots for Joyce. But we didn't know it, or at least I didn't know it, at the time. I can't speak for her, that Teddy bear lover.

One time, she and I were at the local ice cream parlor, and I had an upset stomach. I was constantly running to the damn John.

On one particular such run, when I came out of the bathroom, there he was, sitting in the booth with Joyce. But not sitting across from her, as one might reasonably expect, but right alongside her. And he was kissing her! And, from what I could see, she was kissing him back. I just stood there, watching, dumb like, not knowing what to do.

I don't know what I was feeling, anger probably, maybe jealousy, even betrayal, but I do remember getting an instant hardon. Which, at the time, seemed normal. Watching them was turning me on, but I had no idea why.

They stopped kissing and then talked for a minute or so. And then kissed again. I approached the booth, still not knowing what to do or say. He outweighed me by a good 30 pounds, if not more, so fisticuffs never entered my head. I wasn't a coward, just prudent about bodily harm.

I guess my puppy love for her wasn't strong enough to put my ass in harm's way. And guns weren't as easy to come by back then as they are now. Nah, even if I could have gotten my betrayed hands on a gun, I wouldn't have used it. He was kissing my girlfriend, after all, and not raping my mother.

As I neared them, with them still hotly lip-locked, both their eyes shut tight, I saw that he had a hold of her hand, and was pressing it into a large bulge in his denims, making her hand squeeze him, and making it go back and forth along the bulge. And wondered why she didn't stop him. I don't know why, but I backed up, quite a ways, and just watched. Fascinated, and with a fierce hardon.

They finally ended the kiss and he whispered something into her ear, and then got up and left. I waited a minute or two before going to the booth, and didn't say a thing about it to her. She acted as if nothing unusual had happened since I had gone to the John. I let her believe it, and we had our ice cream, me taking a few more hits on the men's room. I don't know why I didn't say a word to her at the time, but I didn't.

Later that afternoon, I had her in my basement clubhouse, and fucked her, thinking of the bulge in Albert's trousers, and how it had appeared she had liked rubbing it.

The next day, I rode my bicycle over to her house, with the idea of asking her if she wanted to go bicycling, something we often did. As I turned the corner of her block, there she was, getting into a big, black car. Albert was at the wheel.

The car pulled away and I followed, hoping he wouldn't head for the highway. He didn't. He headed straight for the local park, a place where couples went to make out and neck and pet. And some to fuck.

Instead of pulling into the popular makeout site, he took a left turn, which led to an area of the park most couples avoided. It had a bad reputation as a place where some lunatic supposedly hung out. He was either a madman sex fiend rapist, or an axe murderer sex-fiend, depending on who told you the ever-changing story. In truth, he didn't exist. It was just one of those stupid urban myths, spread just for the fun of it.

He pulled alongside a large, 10' high rock, and parked, killing the lights. I went around the rock and climbed up the side opposite them. It was easy going as that side had no more than a 30-degree incline. And it was covered with easy to walk on grassy moss. At the top of the rock, I had a perfect view of them down below. At least into the car's two left side windows. My view was also enhanced by a full moon.

I heard them talking, but I was too far from them to make out more than a word or two here and there. A short while later, I saw him unzip his pants. He took his cock out and I could see it was indeed sizeable. White and long, and thick. Next thing I knew, her head was on top of it, hiding it from my view. She was sucking him off, not more than 10' from me. And I had a roaring erection at that moment.

I took my cock out and started slowly jacking, watching her suck on his big prick. He was saying things to her, but I couldn't hear what. Occasionally, I could hear him moan and say, louder than before, something like, "Yeah, that's it, Joyce, that's how I like it. Do that again!" I guessed he was giving her verbal instructions, and directions, on how to suck him off. And, from what I could tell, she was taking his instruction real well.

It wasn't long before I came all over the grassy moss.

I didn't think he had cum yet, but I wasn't sure. Anyway, the next thing I know, he's out of the car and has opened the back door. He just stood there, waiting. Then she got out, lifted her skirt, and took off her panties. I couldn't see what she had done with them. Then she opened her back door, and climbed in.

He took off his pants and shorts and placed them on the car's roof. I could see that, in the moonlight, he was truly well hung. Fat and long and up tilted. With what appeared to be an oversized cock head, large and white, gleaming in the dim light.

Then, as he entered the car, I felt another erection coming on. For I could see Joyce's legs, with a dark place where her pussy was, moving on the back seat, going toward his side of the car. She was getting into the "fuck me" position.

At first, I couldn't see much except for his legs and ass sticking out of the opened rear door, but when I saw her legs go around his, I knew he was fucking her, big brain that I was.

As I jerked off again, I watched his fat ass --pardon me, his sweet Teddy bear ass--go up and down, with great force, or so it seemed. Joyce was moaning, her legs bouncing all around him, but not saying anything intelligible. He was fucking her so hard; I saw the car sway from side to side.

When Joyce said, loud enough for me to hear, "Oh, God, Albert, I love you, I love you!" I shot my load into the moss once more. Then he got real weird by yelling at her, something like, "Don't ever say you love me when we're fucking! It means you love my prick more than me! Don't ever do that again. Got it?" It sounded insane and, with the vehemence he had used to utter it, so did he. I remember feeling sorry for her.

But I guess Joyce agreed with him, because they resumed fucking without further ado. A few minutes more, and he was cumming in her, his ass bucking to beat the band. I knew this because he had yelled, "Hold still! Here it comes!"

Then he himself got real still, just lying on top of her. I saw both her hands grab the top of his buttocks and pull them into her. She was moaning something continuously that almost sounded as if she was humming.

When he looked as if he was going to get up and get out, I went and found my bike and pedaled home. When I got home, I jerked off a third time, picturing his big, white ass pounding her ass into the car's rear seat cushion. And the way she had grabbed the top of his ass cheeks.

I figured Joyce and I were kaputs, but the next day she surprised me by coming to my basement clubhouse, and wanting to suck me off! As if she had never been with Albert just the night before, and I had dreamed it all. It felt weird, but I went along with program.

Well, I came in her mouth, and was still so hot; I immediately fucked her and came in her pussy, surprising myself. During the fuck, I tried very hard to make her yell the way he had. Man, I fucked her silly, but I couldn't get her to scream the same way. I guessed my dick wasn't thick or long enough to hit the right buttons. I also told her to grab my ass cheeks, which she readily did. And, funny, she also said, "I love you, Arthur!" Twice! Go figure!

Albert and I shared her for the next six months, with only me and Joyce knowing that fact. And Joyce having no idea I knew about Albert. She was blatantly cheating on me with him, and just as blatantly cheating on him with me. He was my cuckold and I was his, but somehow I felt I had the better deal. For I was, ha ha, the only one of us three with complete carnal knowledge of it all.

During this period, I watched them in the park about a couple dozen more times, or so. He was such a creature of habit; I sometimes would take a shot at it, and be there before them! I even joked to myself that I wished they would tell me when they were going there, so I would have time to buy some snacks, and get set up comfortably for the evening's entertainment.

Once, months into our little game, I followed them back to Joyce's house. I waited until he had driven off, and then I ran up and caught her before she went in. When she asked me how long I'd been there, I lied and said I had just arrived.

I managed, through wheedling, cajoling, and almost begging, to get her to go with me to the back of her house. There, in the almost total darkness, I kissed her, and smelled his cheap cologne on her. Then I fucked her from behind, her skirt up over her back, and her panties down around her knees. I could feel his cum inside her. It even sqooshed out around my cock on my initial out strokes.

As I added my load to his, I knew for the first time, then and there, that I no longer had the puppy love for her I once had. It should have left me much earlier, but it hung on, like a long sickness.

I pulled this trick on her a dozen times at least, following them to her place, and having sex with her in the darkness, right behind her house. She never suspected a thing, or at least she never said anything about how strange it was that I was always Johnny on the spot. Each time right after her park escapades. Then again, maybe she knew and it turned her on. Who knows?

When I turned 18, I joined the Navy, and I didn't see her for a long, long time after that. Then, in on shore leave, I ran into her on the street. We went and had a few beers at a local bar. She filled me in, and then some.

Among other things, sweet and cuddly Teddy bear Albert had knocked her up, and, after she had told him so, sweet and cuddly Teddy bear Albert punched her in the stomach, causing her to miscarriage.

Big surprise, eh? From a guy who thinks it's wrong for a girl to say I love you during sex. They had broken up over it, and she was now footloose and fancy free. I read it as in invitation of sorts.

I was tempted, to be sure, to pick up our old thread and see where it led us, but because I was dating a real stunner at the time, I gave it no more thought than a wild and crazy idea whose time had passed the doing point.

Joyce also mentioned something that had me thinking about her sister, Jill, her twin sister, no less. A fraternal twin, not identical. In fact, they looked nothing at all alike, except for hair coloring. Jill was much shorter, chunkier, and with a lazy eye that wandered off in all directions. She also acted, with good reason, sillier and more girlishly.

By a problem at their birth, it was said, Jill was born mildly retarded. It was also rumored that Jill had a penchant for giving blowjobs. Every day, right after school, so the story went, she would go to a local garage and give head to the five guys who worked there.

This story made the rounds with such great frequency; it was difficult to believe it wasn't true. And many times, with my own eyes, I saw Jill leaving the garage, and being real chummy with the guys. The kind of chummy that speaks volumes.

At times, I had the urge to pump Joyce for affirmation or denial of Jill's cocksucking adventures, but I was afraid to take us into uncharted conversational territory. It might piss her off to the extent she denied me her pussy and mouth. Besides, 99% of me already believed the story to be factual.

I also had the suspicion, superficial at best, that Joyce and Jill were doing each other. The only things pointing in this direction, innocent enough things for sure, were their super odd familiarity with each other. They hugged and touched each other just a tad too much, in my opinion, and were constantly saying I love you to each other, and I caught them, on many occasions, winking at each other, as if sharing a deep secret.

Of course, all of this could be easily explained away as pure innocence, and, as proof of anything funny occurring, it's really zip. Joyce could simply have been showing affection for a handicapped sibling, one who needed constant reassuring. But the feelings I had on the matter, very strong feelings, I might add, seemed to indicate otherwise.

Anyway, Joyce had me thinking about Jill because of something she told me about old Teddy bear Albert. He was now working part-time at the aforementioned garage! Cheek and jowl with the other five men.

This fact, let me tell you, really had me wondering about sister Jill...

Fini!


My Assistant's Hot Surprise For Me!

MY ASSISTANT PAUL and I were working on the weekend, Saturday to be precise, on a rush-rush project. We usually worked a good 14 hours a day on these kinds of jobs, for days on end. It helped that we took a two-hour break in the middle, to eat, to shit, or whatever. On one occasion, Paul said he had a nice surprise for me on the next break. Fucker wouldn't tell me any more than that.

Bingo! Break time. Paul asked me if I was ready for the surprise. I said yes and he went out of the office to get it. I had no idea what to expect as Paul was the playful, nutty type.

Less than five minutes later he's back, with Christa, a mid-twenties woman who was a secretary to a lawyer that had an office on the same floor as mine. I knew Christa, but not well. We had chatted here and there, in the hall, the elevator and, a few times, across tables at lunchtime.

Paul came over to me and whispered into my ear, which I regarded as a rude slight to Christa, "She's gonna blow you, all you have to do is whip it out!" Before I could say anything, he was headed for the door. Over his shoulder he tossed out, "Be back in an hour. Have fun, you two!" I heard Paul use his key to lock the door. Thoughtful of him, I thought.

I looked at Christa, who had her eyes glued on the carpet. Now, I'm not saying she was a dog, but St. Bernard's would find her attractive. Oh, her body was fine enough, with shapely breasts, a thin waspy waist, and nice long and lithe legs, but her face needed work. Lots of work!

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