Chapter 4 - Hacking the Humans

June 2271 Cornville, South Dakota Kelly Henderson, Male, age 15

When my older sister gave me her old Ed / Edna education bot, there was a problem. Because my name was ‘Kelly’, it thought I was a GIRL. I didn’t mind so much during regular classes, but it really stunk when I went to my room after dinner for “Adult Education”. At least I had the option to select “Orientation: Lesbian” instead of “Orientation: Hetero Female”. No matter what I tried, it wouldn’t let me pick “Hetero Male”, which I was.

I replaced the male genital module my sister liked with the female one, and the plastic vagina felt very nice on my penis. The problem was, it was a HUGE turn-off every time the bot told me how pretty my pussy was, and how much it loved my sexy boobs. I was a BOY!

I wished my parents could afford to get me a new one. I charged it overnight and connected it to the net every morning. It had the latest updates, but that didn’t help.

I called tech support three times but they told me the only way to “resolve my issue” was to buy a newer model. I desperately wished I had the four thousand credits.

A few minutes after my fourth and equally worthless tech support call, I got a private message. An anonymous person was offering me five hundred credits if I would put the male genital module on it, switch to “Hetero Female”, and complete the class “Performing oral sex on males”. I laughed at the absurdity. There was no way I was going to give anybody a blowjob. I had the hots for girls and thought dicks were gross. Looking at anybody else’s penis felt creepy and made me a little ill. I suffered through the regular sex lessons, and some extra practice for fun, with the bot telling me what a hot girl I was, and how it was glad I had nice tits. Even though I was a normal, fully functional male.

After a few more weeks, I thought about doing the blowjob class. It wouldn’t pay nearly enough for a new bot, but it would be a start. If I put tape over the bot’s cameras, nobody would see me. If I did it in my bedroom while my parents were sleeping, nobody would know. The bot’s ‘penis’ was just some plastic and rubber. It’s not like it was an actual cock. I decided not to, but the idea stayed in the back of my mind.

A month later I met a girl Kim, who lived three farms down the road from ours. I liked her and thought she was pretty. I wished I had some money, so I could ask her to go to the county fair with me the next month. Five hundred credits would be enough for at least five dates. I reluctantly decided to take the class. I got the male genital module from the closet and attached it. I switched the orientation to “Hetero Female” and started the blowjob lessons.

The first time I licked the fake cock I got queasy. I reminded myself it wasn’t real, just a piece of plastic. I forced myself to lick and suck it and got five minutes into the class before I felt like vomiting. I ran to the bathroom and rinsed with mouthwash. I pulled the male module off, tossed it back in the closet, and went to sleep.

I tried again the next night and finished the first two 15-minute blowjob sessions. I did the next eight in only two more nights. I imagined what I would feel like, if a girl licked and sucked my cock like I was doing to the piece of plastic. I thought it would be great!

While I was taking another lesson, I noticed two features in a bottom corner of the screen, “Record” and “Play”. I could record what I was doing with the sensors in the fake dick and play it back through the fake vagina! I could feel what a blowjob was like!

The next night I was very excited and recorded myself sucking the fake penis. When I slid my dick in the plastic vagina, it wasn’t that great. I practiced sucking and played back what it would feel like many times. After a week, I was getting pretty good. Playing back one of my recorded blowjobs made me cum in only a few minutes. I was proud of myself, but a little disgusted at the same time. I thought it was too bad that I could only play each recorded blowjob once. I kept sucking the plastic dick, and playing back my blowjobs to make myself cum. I was happy but embarrassed too.

By the weekend before the fair, I was recording and playing back three or four blowjobs a night. I finished the course and got my five hundred credits. I was worried, but my parents didn’t find out. The cops didn’t show up to arrest me. Nobody sent me nasty messages. It really was no big deal.

As I walked toward Kim’s farm on Saturday morning to ask her on a date, I thought about the situation. I kind of liked Kim but wondered what she might do to make me feel good. I wondered if there was really any way a girl would fuck me four times a night, or suck me off even half that much? Would it be worth spending a hundred of my hard-earned credits for a date, to only get a hug and kiss if I were lucky? Should I really spend most of my money to get her to have sex with me the first time? And again, only if I were lucky. A real girl would be nice, but I could do at least as well by myself, and for free. I decided I would date later when I had a lot more money. I turned around and walked back home.

Ten years later I took over the farm when my father had an accident and needed to retire. I had a great harvest my third year in charge, and decided I could afford to replace my bot. When I searched online, I learned the company that produced it had been bought out by Lollibots Inc. The last few Ed/Edna education bots were on closeout sale for only two thousand! I had the money to get a ‘Lollibot’ for five thousand more, and would be able to have sex with it like it was a real woman, but decided the extra money wasn’t worth it. I got one of the last Ed/Edna bot and it was a lot better than the 20-year-old one I had. The blowjobs I recorded with it felt even better than before!

A lot of people thought it was strange I hadn’t married by age 30, and only dated a couple of times, but I was very happy. I had heard lots of people say that guys were better at giving blowjobs, because they knew what guys liked. I didn’t plan to date soon, but decided that if I did, I wanted lots of blowjobs from somebody who knew what he was doing.

2268, New Maine Colony, orbiting Venus Molly Johnson, Female, age 14

I debated if I should remove my virginity or not. I wanted to take the sex classes badly, and many of my friends had already started them. The sooner I passed them, the sooner I could be with real boys! It was my choice but my Mom said I should wait until I was 16. My Dad was a crusty old fart and said 21.