Chapter 8

My trip home from North Carolina took a lot longer than expected. Due to my hibernation urge, it was a major struggle to keep myself awake. I barely made it 300 miles to Knoxville, Tennessee and needed to get a motel room. I’d learned my lesson earlier and paid for a week in advance, just in case I had another long sleep.

It was a wise move, since I woke up four days later. I ate an absurd amount as usual, another whole fried chicken and half a ham. I was too tired to drive anywhere and paid for a second week.

I had a wonderful dream. I smelled the most amazingly sexy scent I could even imagine, a fertile female who was releasing a GROUP of eggs instead of just one! In my dream I followed the enticing aroma until I came to a major obstacle, a highway with four lanes of traffic speeding in each direction.

There was no break in the crazy amount of high-speed evening traffic, so I crossed it the easy way. I took a running leap over a car and onto the cab of a semi-truck. I jumped from it to a tanker trailer, then down to the grassy median. When there was a slight gap in the traffic, I ran across two lanes to build up speed and jumped across the other two, easily gaining enough altitude to clear the taxi in the closer lane, but barely enough to make it over the tow truck in the far one.

I followed the incredibly arousing scent, quietly jumping over fences and stealthily creeping between buildings. I saw several signs but ignored most of them. The only one that I noticed mentioned admission was half-price for seniors and children under six.

I jumped another fence and was confronted by a pack of hyenas. They surrounded me and threatened to attack. I hissed ferociously, causing them to flee. I jumped the fence at the edge of their pen into an almost-bare area. Most of the grass had been eaten nearly down to the roots. I smelled something delicious, in addition to the potently exciting female aroma. Sex was much more important than food, so I kept following her scent.

I saw her on the other side of the fence, the most incredibly appealing female I could imagine! Instead of a baby, she was going to bear a litter of them, probably five or six, maybe even eight! I thought it was terribly unfair she couldn’t get to the wonderfully appetizing smells in the area where I was, so I ripped a steel gate away from the fence and tossed it aside.

She ran to me and knocked me on the ground. I wrestled with her and got on her back. I bit the back of her neck and held her hair in my mouth tightly, squeezing her front legs against her body after I stripped, then thrust into her over and over. Her smell was so OVERPOWERINGLY SEXY! I fucked her repeatedly, for what felt like hours. I must have sprayed at least five doses of semen into her.

As we finally rested, I noticed a movement at the corner of my eye. I instinctively knew it was the source of the appealing food aroma. I wanted to crawl and sneak up on it, but there was no cover, no bushes or other obstacles I could hide behind. I didn’t think my chances were very good, but I jumped up and sprinted after it. She sprang into action and joined the chase. Our prey was faster and could turn very quickly. Our pursuit went on and on, lasting several minutes.

I was finally close enough! I jumped on its back and sank my teeth into the base of its neck as I tried to crush its chest with my arms. Only a moment later, she jumped on it too. She ripped its belly open and bit its throat. I held the back of its neck in my mouth as it suffocated and bled out. I shared a lot of delicious antelope with my sexy new mate, then fucked her a few more times.

I was horrified when I woke up naked and covered in blood, atop a MOUNTAIN LION! I realized I’d had sex with an ANIMAL and shared a dead antelope with her! I’d eaten several pounds of raw meat!

I felt extreme disgust and fled back across the highway. I washed with a garden hose and grabbed some pants and a shirt off a clothesline, dressing just as the sun came up. Luckily I found a pair of boots at the back door of another house.

After explaining to the young redheaded desk clerk that I had lost my key, I led her to my room. She was fun, but her scent told me she had the birth control implant. Since there was no chance of getting her pregnant, I was only interested enough to stay awake for a blowjob and a quick standing fuck. She left me a note with her street address and phone number, but I left it on the desk as I walked to my truck.

I realized that in the last two months I’d had a whole lifetime worth of sex, but it might not be worth the cost. Forgetting important things like my lovers’ names and where I left my truck were BIG problems, not to mention the fact that I’d jumped out a fifth story window and fornicated with an ANIMAL!

I put the fang necklace in my pocket and resolved to never wear it again.