If All Else Fails - illustrated - Cover

If All Else Fails - illustrated

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Chapter 3

True Sex Story: Chapter 3 - A fiction writer has a hard time coming up with a new story, and decides to do something radical. He tells the truth about his disturbing sexual experiences as a teen. Starts with a sci-fi soldier and includes brief scenes from several other genera, but most of the story is set in the US mid-west during the 1970's. Please check story tags to avoid unpleasant surprises.

Caution: This True Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa   mt/ft   mt/Fa   ft/ft   Ma/mt   Coercion   Consensual   Drunk/Drugged   NonConsensual   Rape   Romantic   Gay   Lesbian   BiSexual   Heterosexual   Fiction   True Story   Crime   Science Fiction   Cheating   Sharing   Incest   Mother   Son   Brother   Sister   Cousins   BDSM   MaleDom   Humiliation   Spanking   Group Sex   Anal Sex   Exhibitionism   First   Facial   Masturbation   Oral Sex   Petting   Safe Sex   Voyeurism   Public Sex   Smoking   Prostitution   Violence  

“With all the shark attacks, you should shut the beaches down.”

“No, we’re a summer tourist town. We need summer dollars. If the people can’t swim here, they’ll spend their money somewhere else.”

“That doesn’t mean we have to serve the sharks a goddamn smorgasbord!”

What’s a Spielberg? A movie called ‘Jaws’? Dammit! Hmmmm ... how about...

“The recently single women drank wine and chatted about what a perfect man would be. “Somebody with brains who you could talk to, and with a big hard schlong. Hehehe!” “Somebody nice that you could like, and with a little one. Big um, penises intimidate me. They can hurt, you know.” “How about with a nice medium dong? A handsome and horny dark prince... ‘.”

Witches of where? Cher? Jack who? Grrr...

“The combat android easily could have killed him, but instead sat down with a menacing grin on its face. It turned toward the badly injured veteran cop, and released the dove it had been holding. As its life faded away, it declared; ‘I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, even c-beams glittering in the dark, near Tanhauser gate. Soon, when I’m gone, all those memories will be lost; like tears in the rain. Time ... to die.’ His corpse slumped forward, with a smile still on its face.”

Ridley Scott? Blade Runner? – SIGH –

I guess if all else fails, I’ll write about my strange first-ever date...


It was only the third or fourth time my step-sister Mirabelle and I had been to a tavern. Mom and Peanuts sat, and Miri hopped up onto the stool next to Mom, leaving Lauren and I the two seats at the end of the bar. I was quite happy to sit between the sexy bleach-blonde and the wall. Peanuts told the bartender, “A couple glasses and a pitcher of PBR for us, and whatever the kids want.”

He and Mom lit cigarettes as my naughty little sister slyly ventured, “A beer glass for me, too. I want to try it.”

Mom scowled and overruled her, “Nope! Orange soda for her, and Wally likes root beer.”

Lauren said, “I’ll have a bottle of Miller and a pack of Salem 100s, please.” The bartender knew Mom and Peanuts well, and that Lauren was only 17. He skeptically looked at Peanuts, who casually said, “It’s okay. She’s with me.”

Back in ‘78 the alcohol and tobacco age limits were 18, but rarely enforced. Smoking indoors was banned pretty much everywhere in the early 2000’s, but that night nearly every adult in the bar held a cigarette.

The barkeep set our drinks in front of us, along with bowls of popcorn. Miri kept trying to get involved in Peanuts and Mom’s conversation. They smoked and drank as they talked about Mom’s broken-down car, and how she could get it fixed. They ignored my sister as she kept asking about getting a kiddie pool for our yard and going to a sci-fi movie she wanted to see, ‘Star Farts’ or something.

I was more than happy to stare at Lauren. She lit a cigarette and blew smoke rings between sips from her beer. She was two years older than I was, and so sexily mature. The way she drank and licked the top after each sip made me envy the bottle. We didn’t talk much, but smiled and looked each other over. When we finished our first round, she looked at the bartender, holding up her empty bottle and two fingers. I was happy but nervous, when he gave each of us cold bottles of Miller. I didn’t like the taste, but was happy to feel like a grown-up as I drank it.

Lauren said in my ear, “They’re distracted and won’t see you. Try one.” She held two long white cigarettes between her lips and lit them, then passed me one. I coughed a little, but inhaled a few times. I tried to blow smoke rings, but it didn’t work. Lauren rested a hand on my thigh and said, “No, like this.” She showed me how, and on my final puff I managed to make a few. She asked, “Do you like smoking?”

In the bar mirror I could see my face was an odd color. I was nauseous and a little dizzy, but pushed myself to say, “Yeah. It’s kinda fun.”

“Good.” She lit another and took a deep drag, then kissed me and blew smoke in my mouth. I coughed again, making her giggle. Seeing her smile warmed my heart, and my groin.

The only entertainments in the bar were a jukebox, pinball machine, and a couple of pool tables in a room off to the side. After we’d all finished three drinks and gone to the bathroom, Miri complained and asked Peanuts, “I’m bored. Can I get some quarters?” He reached into his pocket and handed her several. The relatively quiet bar was soon filled with noises from the pinball machine as she played.

Mom leaned over and whispered in Peanuts’ ear. He loudly said, “The Fullmers are kinda wild. You should ask them.” He pointed to a couple sitting at a small table. Mom walked over to them, and Mr. Fullmer squeezed Mom’s boob through her dress with his wife watching! Ms. Fullmer talked with Mom a bit, kissed her cheek, then rested a hand on her knee!

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I wondered why the blonde couple were “Mister and Miss Fullmer.” People were weird sometimes, but she wore lots of makeup and lots of jewelry, and I thought she was quite pretty for around thirty.

Lauren asked, “Shane’s here. Wanna to play pool?” I turned and saw my best friend walk in with his Mom and 8-year-old brother Donny, who sat at the bar by Peanuts. I smiled and answered, “Sure!” I was surprised and jealous that she walked over to Shane and blew smoke in his mouth. He coughed, then smiled. After my first-ever beer and cigarette, my balance was slightly off. Lauren held both our hands and led us to the pool room, as I clenched my jaw angrily. Shane and I were suddenly romantic rivals, instead of best buddies.

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